Best XXX Sites

You know what's going on here. There's so much porn, it drives me crazy, there's a new one added every day, you can spend your whole life and never see it all, and believe me, I do, and it's great to follow your dreams, but it's hard not to reach your ultimate goal.

But I try and I do the best I can. I share information with my fans because I know better than anyone how hard it is to find good porn. Of all the porn sites I visit, only about 10% are worth my time. That leaves a lot of work to filter, but who wants to do that work when their balls are full of cum. In these situations you need instant gratification, not homework.

When pornography doesn't work

Porn sites can have a number of problems. First of all, everyone thinks about the ads. Yes, the onslaught of malicious pop-ups can completely ruin a porn site with great content. There's nothing worse than being blocked by Chaturbate ads, even after you've clicked the play button over and over again. It not only makes me want to leave this site, it makes me want to burn down Chaturbate's headquarters, it's a terrible wish. Chaturbate sucks, but pop-ups can make people do crazy things.

Banner ads can be just as damaging at times. I don't mind if they just stand there, but when they start flashing neon colors, I have to leave. You're trying to give him a seizure with your dick in your hand. And if I rip that woman's dick off, believe me, I'll spend the rest of my life tracking down the family of the man who made me rip his dick off, and I'll keep him alive. Then that guy will have to live with his mistake for the rest of his life.

Ads usually go viral. Not only can a virus ruin your current masturbation session, but it can set you back a few days, sending you back to the medieval world of DVDs and magazines. I don't know about you, but I'm too indifferent to magazines and DVDs. It's different if you have dozens of TVs and can't play pornography at the same time.

Of course, the focus is on the virus ruining your game, but it can also lead to real-life horrors like identity theft. No one wants to wake up in the morning and find that money has disappeared from their accounts and their social media pages are covered in dicks. Anyone who has ever had to change all the important passwords knows how annoying that can be. Rather, you have to get through the day without stroking your manhood. Well, that's a lie, but either way, that shit is still annoying.

There are plenty of wannabe porn sites out there. In fact, I'm getting ready to review the copycat site ThePornDude right now. It may seem weird that I'm doing this, but trust me. I have a motive.

CopycatsSince I started figuring out the best porn sites, many people have stolen my research and tried to make it their own. Not only do these sites steal my lists, they also steal my looks. You leThey're like my retarded little brother, because PornDude is a great site, and even if they steal and ruin it, it's still a great place to find pornography. The list is solid, except for the ones we added ourselves. It looks pretty boring, but it's well organized. The attractive graphics have been replaced by a simple blue and dark gray background. If you need to find a new porn site and ThePornDude headquarters has had a gas explosion, this site can serve as a temporary alternative.

Go to ThePornDude and you can see it all. That stark gray color makes you want to shoot yourself, so you want to add attractive and exciting graphics. Creating your own pornography list is an obvious change. Also, don't be a lazy bastard and write real reviews.

But if I die in a tragic fall and slip on grease, Bestxxxsites will be there for you until you find a new me. For now, however, this is a second-rate option.