BetUS

Bet US claims to be America's favorite sportsbook and this is backed up by traffic statistics. A whopping 18,000 visitors log in every day to bet on their favorite teams or play virtual tokens with real money in online slot machines. It's a lot more than when I started running an unlicensed catfighting ring in my basement knocking on the door, these guys are fully licensed bookies. There may be a few stray boobies running around their operation, but it's all legal and you don't even have to get your lazy ass off the couch.

BetUS.com.pa has been around in one form or another since 1994, making it one of the oldest and most established gambling sites on the internet. The neighboring bookmaker certainly doesn't have its own Wikipedia article, but BetUS does have an article touting the co-benefits, bets and payouts offered. To be honest, this wiki entry sounds so flattering, like it was made by someone from BetUS, so I decided to look it up myself. I thoroughly lubricate myself before browsing most of the sites listed here on ThePornDude, but in this case, I dipped my wallet in Vaseline for smooth spending.

Bonners must wait, it's time for bonuses

Perhaps I should have taken a quick look at the site before lubricating the credit card. We accept multiple deposit methods including credit cards, money transfers, wire transfers and cryptocurrencies. Its crypto compatibility goes beyond the typical bitcoins that everyone is talking about, such as Bitcoin Cash, Litecoin, and Ethereum. Sitting in a cryptocurrency wallet and hoping it matures may already be a gamble, but with BetUS you can be a little more aggressive with risk and reward.

They definitely want you to play with cryptocurrencies. If you are using a credit card, you can skip the security screens made to verify your identity and receive a 25% bonus on cryptocurrency deposit offers. (As opposed to the meager 5% boost you get with crypto deposits at SportsBetting.) Cryptocurrencies have the advantage of eliminating middlemen.

There are also many sign up and re-entry bonuses. BetUS.com.pa has a whole page of perks such as 125% sign up bonus, 150% casino bonus, 10% cash bonus and up to 50% re-entry bonus. Some of them are semi-permanent, while others require a limited-time promo code that BetUS offers on their page.

The BetUS wiki article has some weird specific information about payments that is worth mentioning here. It states: “Money can only be withdrawn after qualifying bets have been made if the total amount of free games (bonuses) received during registration exceeds the amount by 10-25 times.” Withdrawals cannot be made before reaching 10-25 times the bet.”

For citation, they refer to section 10.8 of the BetUS.com.pa Terms of Use. All TOS are nightmares of legal jargon and numbers, and this 200-word section is no exception. Guess I'll have to follow the wiki on this as I didn't figure it out without guidance.

Bet with BetUS

For your information, USA in BetUS stands for the United States. At least that's what I'm guessing based on the site's boast that it's been America's favorite bookmaker for over 25 years. However, you may have noticed some strange domains. BetUS.com.pa looks like a normal link with PA added to the tail, which looks like a scam, but it's actually not. While this is a legitimate URL, it runs in a Panama TLD, presumably for legal reasons. Gambling is generally classified as a legal gray game throughout the world.

Fancy domains or not, one of the benefits of using BetUS is that Americans can access it without hassle or restrictions. Some other popular gaming sites like Roobet will block you if you are in the US. Accessing these sites with a VPN is easy, but requires additional apps and a subscription fee. BetUS is clearly targeting Americans, so don't worry. (But if you're looking for a good VPN for gambling or watching a lesbian scissor festival over a working Wi-Fi, we've got them covered here at ThePornDude.)

This applies to the American part of BetUS, but what about the Bet part. Again, this is easy, as long as you're not dumb and smell like glue all day. One of the main features of this site is sports betting, esports and horse racing. There was no gambling when I came in, but Madden is taken more seriously than your stone cousin, and there's a hefty link in the site's header.

Other sections of the site were busier.Clicking on the bookmaker opens a list of last minute bets and the opportunity to play in several games that are currently taking place in Moscow, South America and the USA. The full list of sports is stretched, so take your pick: whether you want to play UFC today or play a nice and calm table tennis. There are dozens of others including golf, hockey, rugby and NASCAR.

The internet is really cool. I love that BetUS.com.pa is responsive to everything, offers live odds from all over the world and is updated every minute. This is much more advanced than arguing with a drunk neighbor about who pee more. If you're the type of player who has their own system, you can find all sorts of ways to improve it.

Spend time in online casino

BetUS betting does not stop there. Because they also have a casino full of games. All the financial risks of Vegas without the risk of contracting herpes from a prostitute. Like the rest of the site, they shout out these bonus offers in all caps as soon as you enter the gaming area.

They have almost everything you could ask for in an online casino. There are six styles of video poker, as well as additional blackjack variations, as well as some craps and other table games. There are also bingo and keno for seniors.

Of course, there are also slots. I wanted to write "many slots" because it looks good, but the selection is not as big as other online casinos. There are about 40 slot machines with different themes such as pirates, pilgrims, bounty hunters and zombies. Not a bad number, but SportsBetting has hundreds and Roobet has over a thousand.

I don't think the limited selection of slots will be a hindrance for everyone except maybe the really hardcore online slots fans. It has enough features to activate the brain with the desire to do. We could spend thousands of words just listing all the different games, sports to bet on and betting options. Here you will not be bored.

Perhaps this is the biggest drawback of the site. If you love gambling, you won't want to leave. Winning streaks usually don't last forever, so responsible game rules apply, just like at the nearby Riverboat Casino. Again, you are going to make a professional masturbator the voice of reason.

It's easy to see why BetUS has been around for so long. Damn, how many sites do you think have survived from the early 00s, not to mention the 90s. BetUS has lived a long life outside of MySpace. That's because they offer more than your friend's trashy musical taste. Here you can bet in any way, from traditional to new. Apart from jerking off, this is one of the most fun activities you can find on the internet.