Big Bang Empire

Adult MMO RPG BigBangEmpire.Remember sneaking out to the game store to pick up a copy of Leisure Suite Rally and playing it on your PS2 in the middle of the night in your room with the volume off? No, maybe that's just me, but my point is that porn games have come a long way since those dark days. Now you can simply boot up your computer and play a variety of different, sexier games for free. Card games, VR simulators, Flash games, and more. There are many, but the game I want to talk about today is this one: Big Bang Empire.

Big Bang Empire is an in-browser Flash game that allows you to create and grow an up-and-coming porn star. The game can be found at bigbangempire.com. But you have probably heard of this site in some way. Not many porn sites can be accessed without seeing the banner ads on this site. I would say they are tapping into the right market. Anyway, they have been around for just about 5 years and have had a pretty big spike in the last few months, bringing in a solid 1.5 million visitors per month. Whatever it is you are doing, keep at it.

Once you get to bigbangempire.com, you will need to set up an account to play. There is nothing complicated to do. It's free and all you have to do is enter your email and password. Then you can join. And my first impression was that this would be, well, okay. Let me explain. This is a flash game, so it looks like flash. As you know. Art is limited in what he can do with flash, so I don't really recommend it for sitting around and fapping, but let's talk about it in terms of a proper flash game.

Create your own porn star and rank up.

Once you create an account, you can create a porn star. They can be male or female, and can be tailored to any fantasy you like. The guys are like Johnny Bravo; think of a buff jock named Chad and you'll probably have the right image in your head. Babe models are 10/10 skinny girls with decent boobs. We could name them here and change some of their features to get started.

Unfortunately, however, you can't change the important parts. You can't make a porn star's boobs bigger or smaller, change her body shape, or give her a nice ass. We can tweak their hair, tattoos, mouth, nose, and clothes. That's all.

Once you have created your ideal slut, get on with the game. Your goal is to get out of the shithole town, go to the big city, and become an even better porn star. To do that, you need to complete missions and earn diamonds, cash, and experience. The missions are very simple. Click on them and you will see in real time the rewards you will earn and how long the mission will take.

Yes, that's what this game is all about. As you would expect, you can spend in-game currency to complete missions instantly. As a result, it will cost real money. I don't want such microtransactions. If you can hopefully get a better fucking game as you unlock future dates, I don't know if it's worth that grinding to get there.

The gameplay is boring, but it's a great mobile app.

And the next big feature of the game comes when you hit level 8. You can make your own porno movie, which is a lot less sexy than I thought it would be; I thought that if I spent an hour or so making a video, I'd get a photo or at least a short clip, but that's not the case. Apart from experience, fans, that sort of thing, you get nothing. After the first shoot, I could start decorating my apartment. But the more you play, the more it's like a Facebook game, and not in a good way.

The game requires you to go to their website to get the app on your mobile device. For this type of game, mobile makes much more sense. You can click through a few missions, finish them, let go for a bit, and then come back from time to time to continue the game. I still wouldn't recommend it, but if you like this type of game, you might enjoy it. It runs fine on mobile. It's better than desktop.

My favorite feature of ThePornDude

Okay, so far I've been pretty negative, but there are a few things I like about this game. Customization is a lot of fun. I personally went for the alt-chick. Bright mint hair, tattoos all over, latex purple top, lace panties. Oh, and let's not forget the black combat boots. So there you have it. My kind of porn star. I could easily make one just to my liking. Well, if you want to be in shape like them, that is.

Another feature is that there is plenty of content. I've only played the first two locations, but there are more than 10 other places to explore. And there are sure to be even more places beyond that. If you don't mind taking your time, just avoid microtransactions and play at your own pace.

ThePornDude's suggestion.

My main suggestion is to make this game sexier. I want to see videos and hardcore pics, and I want to see them all at a faster pace. I know that will never happen, but a man can dream can't he? I would also like to see more gameplay. Every mission is basically a waiting game and skill check. No puzzles, no mini-games, nothing. At this point, let's do a word search. I get bored quickly because there is nothing to do but click buttons and sit with a limp penis in my hand.

Final Thoughts on ThePornDude

Overall, if you like casual, easy-going games that don't require a lot of effort, you might like this game. It's just a shame that the rewards aren't that great. If you are looking for something more pornographic, you may want to keep searching.