CFake

I jerked off to the C Fake video and it was so weird, but so hot, and honestly, maybe it was all a dream. Selena Gomez calmly talks about singing while playing the piano for the first time. While she's talking, she's riding this guy's penis and her boobs are shaking with every bounce. This looks totally real, but this website is called CFakes. That name might be a clue that this video is not real.

CFakes stands for Celebrity Fakes, as the fucking geniuses out there have already guessed. They've been around for about 10 years now and have been steadily growing their collection in that time. As you can imagine, that's huge. By my calculations, they have about 3,360 videos and over 200,000 images of famous women in compromising positions.

Natalie Portman and her dildo collection.

C Fake's designs are not pretty to look at. The colors are ugly and some offensive ads slipped through my adblocker. Virtual strippers flash me, or show me endless loops of dicks bulging and deflating. I'm sorry, but watching CG's erections get bigger and bigger does nothing for me. It's not contagious.

The home page layout has the expected elements: new and topical images, a few videos, and a list of top celebrities, categories, and countries. It's not too different from other porn sites, only CFake somehow manages to make it look cluttered.

But we are not bopping bologna in our layout. Unless you're a design geek who gets excited about elaborate Wordpress themes, you probably don't care. What matters is that the site works and the content is excellent.

Now let's talk about that content. At the top of the main page you can see some of the latest uploads. Right now we see Rachel Maddow showing off her tits, Shakira showing off her pussy, and Sami Hanratty glowing naked. Natalie Portman fucks herself with a dildo in two pictures. Well, technically, she's fucking herself with a champagne bottle in one of them.

This gallery is deep.

Users can rate the content, so I wasn't surprised to see that Rachel Maddow's new photos only have one and a half stars on a five-point scale. She's an acquired taste. I had never imagined her naked before. It's a bit butch for me, but now I'm curious to see what kind of body she packs.

I clicked on Rachel Maddow's gallery. The site wasn't cooperating with my adblocker, so I actually had to click a few times before anything happened. Oh my god. There are 14 pages of fake Maddow nudity.

Naturally, the girls who inspire more dolphin blog fantasies have much larger galleries. Selena Gomez has 49 pages of fakery, which means I can finally stop masturbating to Spring Breakers. The Harry Potter perverts are overjoyed with a whopping 105 pages of Emma Watson nudity.

The quality of the photos varies somewhat, but overall they are very well done. This is not the work of some little shithead who just bought a pirated copy. It's about computers being trained to swap body parts between videos and celebrities being scared of it. The fake is about to get a lot more interesting.

Frankly, we are already starting to hear rumors about this. I predict that there may be lawsuits and new laws banning deepfakes. I hope that doesn't happen, but I'll save the Emilia Clark video in case it does.

Cartoon Erections and Breast Sucking

Sometimes pictures and cartoons are mixed in with other stashes as they are. I'm sure they are all well-known characters, but are they really famous? Is Marge Simpson's fan art really fake just because she has her legs in the air while being boned by a fly in Futurama? It doesn't mean that it wasn't a painting before, or that it was a real person.

I have many deep philosophical questions about this. Is a cartoon of Jessica Rabbit sucking cock or being licked between her tits really not hentai?

I guess it depends on the person. I don't care. I'm just not that interested in CG Wonder Woman when I see celebrity nudity.

That said, CFakes has 20 porn videos starring a well-simulated Gal Gadot. I wasn't too disappointed to see that she doesn't wear a tiara in any of the videos. Her picture section is satisfactory in that regard.

Registration, Ads, and a Pain in the Ass

If you are using an ad blocker, you will see some ads on the page, but no pop-ups. The problem is that CFake.com is built on a platform that likes pop-ups. By default, the pictures appear in a new window. My adblocker mistook the picture as spam and blocked it until I clicked on it repeatedly.

You can turn off the blocker, but then you will see real pop-up spam along with the picture. However, this is not as much of a problem since the spam does not appear every time you click on it. The best thing to do is to keep your blocker enabled and set it to allow pop-ups from CFake. Some spam will still get through, but you will get less and at least the site will work as it is supposed to.

Another problem I encountered was content locked for unregistered users; of the 15 Angelina Jolie clips on CFake, I can only watch 3 without registering. As far as I know, registration is free, but they are cautious about giving out email addresses. You have no idea how many offers of dick pills the porn guys get every day.

While CFakes can be slow due to design and spam issues, the content is spectacular. The collection of fake celebrity images may be the largest I've ever fapped to. But the video section is their real selling point. I have never seen fakes as realistic as these. For the low price of free, it is well worth your time.