Coomer Party

What is a coomer? Simply put, it is you, me, and many others who visit ThePornDude. The term has been around on the Internet for several years now, but has not gained the popularity of similar online-age descriptive terms like sheikhs, weeb, and incel. Frankly, Cooomers are not half as bad as other groups, because Cooomers are just general fap fans; according to Wiktionary, a Coomer is "someone who masturbates excessively, watches too much pornography, or defends the porn industry against criticism." So. Sounds familiar.

But what is "excessive" masturbation? Is there really such a thing as watching too much pornography? Perhaps these are philosophical questions best left to drunken philosophers and pedantic nerds on Reddit, but I'll go ahead and say that the opinions of conservative, prudish aunts don't count. Personally, I consider myself a proud Coomer, as do the folks who run Coomer.party, a free archive of OnlyFans leaks. The site has steadily grown in popularity since its launch last year, with more than 6 million Coomer visitors in the last month alone. Today, I've added myself to that number and am a lubricant.

Where's the Coomer Party.

As a professional masturbator who spends his days and nights poking around the sleazy places on the Internet, you would think the term coomber would be a bit more familiar, but I had to do a Google search to figure it out. But I had to Google the word to figure it out. The term originated among NoFap wackos who thought that refraining from masturbation would give them super powers. The original meme started to really take off around No Nut November 2019. I didn't know about it because I was busy masturbating.

The Coomer in the meme is a no-nonsense motherfucker who is more like PornGeek than ThePornDude, and if you've seen me fucking porn stars at PornDudeCasting, you know how well-dressed I am, with matching PornDude socks. Likewise, Coomer.party doesn't look like a musky basement full of cum socks and wifey pillows. The landing page is super-clean, with nothing but text, and a basic description of how the site works and what it's all about.

'Coomer is the public archiver of OnlyFans. It says, "Contributors upload content from here and share their content here for easy searching and organization." It further states that by searching for content and creators, paid content can be viewed for free. Simplicity is a good way to put it. I like the immediacy of leaving out the crap so that visitors can jump right to their favorite fap stuff.

To that end, I turned off the ad blocker and refreshed the page. I did find some erectile drug ads on the inside pages, but overall, I am impressed with the very little spam that is on Coomer.party. Free sites of all kinds tend to have some ads, and you can usually expect more ads on free NSFW sites. certain genres like OnlyFans leak sites and full-length video tubes often hit you with the full power of the spam cannon I appreciate the minimal spam approach here, as it makes You have to monetize it somehow, but there is no legitimate reason to ruin the user experience. (For more of my tips on running a successful adult empire, check out PornWebmasters.)

OnlyFans leak volume: in fuck tons.

One of the best ways to gauge the health and quality of a site is to check its freshest content. So I headed over to a recent post linked in the Coomer Party header. From the traffic, I had a hunch that the place would be busy, but I was still impressed by what I found: a good selection of photos and videos of OnlyFans. I was struck by the exposure of topless blondes, hairy masturbating brunettes, and costumed MILFs. There are selfie nudes, trannies with boobs and cocks out, cocks going to town on dildos, big parties with fingers in assholes, and much more.

My one complaint is that Coomer does not tag the content. You can't search by fetish, costume, or sex acts, making it difficult to find your favorite material. You can browse and search by creator name, so you may be lucky if your username includes ASMR, BDSM, or your favorite kinky girl. If not, you either need to do a lot of browsing or you are out of luck.

Next, I checked Coomer Party's list of "Recently Updated Creators" and noticed a couple of things. One is that users here are constantly adding a fresh stream of content from OnlyFans. The new content on the home page was added in the past hour. Every link on the page leads to a gallery filled with the listed OnlyFans models, most of which have been filled for some time. It's easy to fall down the masturbation rabbit hole, whether you're a pro like writing a review of a porn site from a Starbucks table.

To date, there have been over 2 million posts on Coomer. This number is obviously growing rapidly, so by the time you read this, it could be a lot fucking higher. Despite the sheer volume of content, the lack of tagging makes it hard to find something you like. I would hate to see so much good homemade pornography spilling through the cracks, but it can and does happen with a system like this.

Who are the hottest hookers on the Internet?

With a collection of millions of submissions, where do we start with the official fap test? I wasn't sure, so I went to the Coomer Party Creators page, a 435-page index that reads like a who's who of the most popular Internet sluts. Belle Delphine is currently the most popular, of course she is, followed by Bigtigoteg, Hydrilla Rose, bishoujomom, and Sweetie Fox. bishoujomom's thick body, pretty face, and sexy cosplay have always been my favorite, so her gallery is a good place to start I thought it was a good place to start.

She is very popular and this section has 1127 submissions over 25 pages. It's a bit unwieldy, but I won't complain about the topless Jessica Rabbit pics or the ahem masturbation, and there's even a full-length titty fuck video from OnlyFans that I just had to peek at. So, with just one click, we were able to watch this woman play with her big oiled tits wrapped around a lucky dildo.

To sum up this story, my only complaint about Coomer Party is the lack of tagging. The video I saw was short but sweet and worthy of everyone's viewing pleasure. The problem is that the only way to find out is to flip through Bishoujomom's postings. You can't search by tits or dildos or cosplay or anything like other free porn sites. It's going to be really tricky if you're trying to masturbate to a specific niche rather than a particular internet attention whore.

The good news is that this site is a fucking goldmine if you already have a crush on an OnlyFans girl. If you already know some of the names, it's easy to dig through the stash and find exactly what you're looking for; with over 2 million posts and hundreds added every day, unless you're a super-sober bimbo at the bottom, you should be able to find any of the models you're looking for.

Coomer.party has an unassuming imageboard-style landing page that could be mistaken for an academic wiki. A few clicks are all it takes to discover what treasures are hidden within. It's a huge stash of OnlyFans leaks featuring the hottest homemade porn stars, cosplay girls, fetish models, and erotic girls next door. Type your favorite creator's name into the search bar and see what they have in store.