Embedy

Embeddy is one of those sites that, at first glance, doesn't seem like something to masturbate to. Nevertheless, I am a "porn guy," and I will always try to shake my dick at any site I find. This is how I distinguish between sites worthy of mention here and the annoying garbage my grandmother likes to download when I hand her my iPad. Based solely on the fact that you are reading this review, you can probably already guess what I found.

Embedy.cc has been around since 2016. The landing page is unremarkable and looks like the home page of a regular search engine. Under the search bar is a sloppy message saying that the site is designed to provide instant access to every free movie on the Internet. Since you're on the Internet, you should already know what kind of crap you'll find there. Spoiler: the site is full of porn - no wonder it gets more than 15,000 visitors a day.

A movie search engine with lots of porn.

Embedi said it looks like a regular search engine, which isn't quite right. It looks like a glamorous search engine that goes out on a night on the town and displays pornography. Well, maybe not as sexy at first, but the animated cityscape background with floating clouds is a few steps above the naked white Google layout.

The logo is basic and meets the G standard. It could be an alternative YouTube logo with an icon of a finger pressing the play button in the middle of a movie frame. The catchy slogan reads, "Free high-quality videos, TV shows and movies."

A lengthy advertisement on the Embedy.cc homepage speaks to their merits. It instantly provides free movies without having to visit other pages and allows users to find content by quality, time and download date. It's standard free tube advertising, except there's no mention of pornography anywhere.

However, you know me. Once there, I typed the word "porn" into the box. The drop-down list gave me a choice: movie or YouTube. Having been banned from the video hosting site numerous times and knowing their stance on adult content, I chose the other option.

The message "Video not found" appeared on the screen. Obviously, this was a design quirk, and the actual result appeared after half a second. Holy crap, gentlemen. As of this writing, there are over 800,000 free videos registered on Embeddy in the "porn" section.

I entered fewer than I actually did. I don't know exactly how movies are indexed on Embeddy or how the search engine selects them, but when I first searched for pornography, just over half a million videos showed up. As soon as I refreshed the page, hundreds of thousands more appeared. Weird or not, that's a hell of a lot of free pornography either way.

Huge amounts of debauchery of all kinds.

Embedy.cc is designed to work as a regular video tube, not a porn tube. You'll find cosplay blowjobs, amateur threesomes and hardcore orgies, as well as feature films, cartoons and TV shows geared toward kids. Perhaps that's why search results for "porn" are initially sorted by relevance, not by download date, as on other porn sites.

I like to check for fresh content and see how fast a porn site's collection grows, so I sorted my stashes by date. Here's the great news: Embedy is updated every few minutes with new porn movies.

I did a search on the word "porn." "Anal" came up with a collection of 890,000 deep ass-fucking movies, with new ones popping up every few minutes. Similarly, blowjobs, lesbians and orgies are constantly updated; Weaboos is blessed with 60,000 hentai movies.

For perverts and fetishists, there are thousands of movies devoted to every deviant sexual act I've entered in the field. You may be turned on by incest, BDSM, bukkake, ball-busting or even beautiful women, MILFs and transvestites. For animal-loving viewers, there's even furry porn.

In short, Embeddy has porn for every type of freak. Vanilla parents can brighten their way out of the basement by watching amateur threesomes, and you can lurk in the dark and watch endless creepies, glory holes, ass-to-mouth orgies, cosplay, princess incest movies and more.

You don't need to search for more specific terms to see the vast amount of content featuring major porn stars from the major studios - BangBros, TushyRaw and CzechFantasy are at the top of the search results, along with Adriana Chechik, Lana Rhoades and Sarah Vandella are also at the top of the screen, and you can see pornography as a business.

XXX movies, second by second.

Embedy.cc streams movies in HD up to 1080p. Unfortunately, unless you download the plugin for Chrome, 720p is the maximum.Call me cynical, but I'm not going to install a plugin for a random video site I just found out about today. I'm not saying it's disgusting, but I've seen enough disgusting stuff on free porn sites, so I'm not going to risk it.

The first video I tried to watch was tagged TakeVan Freya Working Woman Without Shame New Porn 2019. After hitting the play button, I waited patiently for about a minute for the video to start. An Eastern European man appeared in the back of the van. He spoke, but the buffering was so bad that I couldn't even understand him. The video would play for a second or two and then stop for a long time because of the buffering.

This was happening at the standard 720p resolution, but it didn't get much better when reduced to a blurry, barely discernible 240p. It felt like I was watching an old Nintendo game with my dick out, waiting for the buffering to pass so I could watch the fuck.

After three minutes, I gave up when a girl showed up. She's pretty, and I'd love to watch her take her coat off, but this movie is not a two-second romp with a five-second wait.

WTF Is Going On Here.

This morning I was watching 4K teen porn on a premium site, so I didn't think there was a problem on my end. Indeed, when I ran the bandwidth test, everything was fine in the manner of ThePornDude. The buffering problem is related to the server hosting the video.

It is unlikely that Embedy.cc is hosting its collection. From the look of the site, I think they're streaming video from a Russian file host. Russian file hosts are notoriously unreliable, and the porn sites that use them have just such problems.

There was another common problem. Some of the videos I tried came back with a completely blank video player, just a black screen that didn't even seem to try to load anything. This often happens either because of a copyright claim or because the person who uploaded the video decided they didn't want to play it anymore.

As for these problems with the server, they are usually temporary. However, streaming has to improve with factors such as the number of people waving their dicks at Embedded; given that there are 15,000 visitors a day, I have to assume that I just came to this site at a bad time. You can't create that kind of inertia if you have nothing to offer.

Perhaps if the site works right, the built-in download button under the video could be used more effectively. When we tried this, we saw several options for different resolutions, but we couldn't click on them.

I really like Embedy.cc's settings, so I wish I could play around with them while watching. This site has the makings of a killer video tube and, more importantly, a killer free porn site. I hope they stay here and fix their problems, it will make them a real force in the free sex tube world. Until then, all you can do is hope you download the site at the right time if you're trying to have fun.