Escort Club

Despite its name, Escort.Club is not really a club. This is because few people want to join an exclusive organization just to fuck hookers. Not to denigrate clubs, but sometimes it is much easier to find the thrill of the night in a directory of girls selling their services. No matter how many gorgeous hookers you have available, if you limit yourself to one agent or one cathouse, you will be strangling yourself.

Fortunately for horny johns around the world, Escort.Club has ads from escorts and agencies all over the world. The site is new, having only launched a few months ago, but the rapidly growing traffic gives us hope that they are the next big thing. Going from zero to 2 million visits a month is a feat for any type of website and a great sign to one that some of their traffic must be escorts themselves. I am always looking for temporary female companionship in my home town and through my travels around the world. With any luck, I am to find some gorgeous new friends to hire.

What a classy looking joint!

Escort clubs are one of the most beautiful directories of hookers I've seen recently. Sometimes they are really bare bones, with sloppy text-based listings, ugly old graphics (if any), and poor user interfaces. An ugly site can be practical enough, but a clean site gets a lot of attention from users. In this case, "user" means both the escort and its clients. That initial positive impression is probably a big part of the reason why this site is spreading so quickly.

First, a large drop-down menu of countries and cities appears, with a SFW-like, suggestive image of a woman eating strawberries in the background. In the top corner is a simple, elegant escort logo, and below that is a text list of popular cities. Things become more blatant as you start scrolling, as the rest of the front page is filled with thumbnails of escorts around the world.

I keep saying this is a worldwide directory, but there's a small catch you're going to be disappointed with some of your horny fucks. They have ads from every city on the planet, but their US section is surprisingly empty, with exactly zero listings. One problem is that if you are looking for a slut in Tanzania or Saudi Arabia, you will end up striking out because they may not legally exist. The lack of listings in the U.S. is probably just because they are not handled. Welcome to the legal gray world of escort sites. (If you are in a state or other area not serviced by an escort club, be sure to check out my full listing of escort sites here on ThePornDude.)

When I first stopped by this site, by default, I saw lots of thumbnails of European girls. Girls from Warsaw, Lodz, Krakow, and Lublin are just a few examples. What I liked immediately was that they allowed explicit publication. Many faces in the front photo I am always so annoyed when escort sites leave such an option.Escort.Club's system is clearly built with the end user in mind.

Lately, I always look for escort reviews on these sites and if they are omitted, I consider it something of a deal breaker. Escort Club allows users to post escort reviews and filter them using advanced search. Just check off the box that says "ads with comments" and you will be on your way. As a new site, there aren't a ton of reviews yet, but it's a great feature and I see some folks have already started using it.

Also, the advanced search has a "Services" menu that can be really fine-tuned. Instead of learning a complex system of arcane acronyms and secret codes, you simply select options such as footjob, oral sex, blowjob with condom, heels, and massage. In addition, there are also kinky options such as erotic asphyxiation, cuckoldry, latex, and fisting. Anyone who wants to try their hand at rimming and role-playing.

It's going to be a fun evening.

Since I will be traveling to Krakow for business and pleasure in a few days, I perused the 800+ ads that escort clubs have listed in the city. Using advanced filters, I narrowed my search to women between the ages of 18 and 30 who were willing to have sex between the breasts and outfits, plus those with reviews ("comments"). This narrowed it down to just a handful of beautiful women, which made the selection process much easier.

One of them was a 26-year-old redhead who describes herself as "an adventurous and cultured girl who loves to make your naughty dreams and kinks come true." After seeing the dirty pictures and videos she has posted, I believe her claims and am willing to give it a try in person right away.

Visitors to Escort.Club are not required to sign up for an account unless they wish to leave a review or use the internal messaging system. All relevant contact information is listed plainly on the right side of the ad, so there is no extra step between you and the escort of your choice. When you hook up, be sure to mention where you saw her ad so she keeps posting stuff on Escort.

The only real downside I could find to Escort.Club was directly related to the newness of the site. It just launched and has yet to gain momentum in all the cities listed. Perhaps that is why we could not find any listings in the United States. As of this writing, most of the ads on the site are placed by models and agencies in Eastern Europe. Hopefully, other regions will start filling in as the platform gains traction.

Escort.Club is definitely worth a look if you are in a well-served area like Warsaw or Krakow. I would also recommend looking, especially if you were looking for a new escort directory, as the site continues to grow and ads get posted in more cities. The listings are sexy as hell and they have some of the best search filters I have seen on escort sites. This one is a winner in my lit.