Facials4K

Today we're checking out a fairly new site that you might not have guessed from the name, but it's full of face-centric content. Facials4K is a top-notch studio production with triple-A content that is sure to make your head spin and empty your balls. Website. Personally, I like the oral contingent because bitches swallow cum and everyone knows that cum should go in a woman's mouth, it's a universal truth, but some guys like face fucking and as long as the cum is on and around the woman, I'm happy.

You know this ancient intercourse. It's called coitus saxonius, it's male contraception, it's when you hit your bladder the moment you're about to cum, and then your bladder sphincter opens and semen accumulates in your bladder and doesn't come out of your penis. That's a little bit of trivia about cum. The guys in the Facial 4K videos, of course, don't do that. They shoot cum right out of their penises into the girls' faces, but there's a lot going on before that can be suppressed on camera. Now let's get into the details.

Filming face-fucking porn is very difficult.

Typically, Buccaneer smut shows at least 10 minutes of direct ejaculation, whether it results in swallowing or not. Face porn is a little different, as every Facials4K video shows. The point of face porn is that you can witness a money shot. However, you can't make a video in which all the shots are "money shots," one after the other, because that shot will, by definition, be the last one. Sure, you can get several guys to cum on the same girl at the same time, and Facials4K does that in absolutely every video, but you still have to watch a 30-minute clip before you get to the real face.

This leads to a somewhat confusing end result, which I don't really like. Don't get me wrong, the videos are hot. The girls are great. The guys do a great job, too. The quality of the video is great. You'd think this would be the perfect place. However, this is a site for individuals, and 95% of the content has no cum at all. Basically every video has at least two blowjobs, but when all of the site's content is stitched together and played, only about 5% of it shows cum on screen. They don't create a compilation of facial aids. They're making regular pornography, with face at the end. What about the actual content. Is it worth watching. Well.

The ultimate mainstream debauchery.

If I wanted to watch normal mainstream porn, I'd go to Brazzers or something, PornHub is fine with me. You wouldn't want to watch porn where a penis goes into your vagina on Facials4K. It's like looking for anal on a swingers porn site, why not go to a site dedicated to that fetish. Why settle for less, Facials4K videos are arguably inferior, especially when compared to other mainstream porn products. They're all generic and done in a pattern. Nothing happens in the videos. There are no special acts, no sets, no gimmicks, literally nothing that sets them apart from other triple-ups of depraved products online. I'm talking before the first half-hour of money shots in the video.

A guy inserts his dick into a woman's pussy, fucks her for a while, then another guy hooks up, switches back and eventually shoots her in the face. That's all you get from this site. The only thing that sets these videos apart is the girl starring in them. There is always another bitch out there. Other than that, every video is the same. I'm really not impressed.

The girls are hot.

All the girls in these videos are great. Well, maybe some girls are inferior, but for the most part you have great girls with firm bodies and even tighter pussies in front of you. These are the kind of girls that come in here shattering shards of glass. Perfect bodies that you can tell are about 20 years old. No old ladies. I applaud the Face 4K casting agents for their good taste.

I would fuck every one of these babes if I had the chance, and I think you would too. If you care about pussy quality, Facials4K has some nice surprises in store for you. All of them are real slut material. That being said, I think they are grossly underrated - you can do a lot more to a bitch in a 30-minute scene than just sucking her off over and over again and about to be done.

Fake cum.

Now it's time to bring some controversy to this bitch. When I first saw Facials4K's video for this review, I thought it was trendy. The first load-giving cock in each video was always shot at the same angle - like a gun in FPS, always coming in either behind the camera or sideways. In other words, it comes in from an angle and shoots forward, just like in a video game. I thought it was a funny coincidence until I looked closely. Then I thought I was being paranoid.I was convinced that I was seeing a fake cock releasing fake sperm. It was a little uncomfortable. The sperm was coming out too fast. And I said to myself, maybe these guys have hard pre-cum or something. Maybe I'm just out of the loop.

Then I scrolled down to the comments section. Half the comments on this site complain about fake dicks shooting fake cum. I'm not crazy, they were trying to drive me crazy, but I sniffed out what they were up to and went through some more videos to find proof. Sure enough, there was a video where the guy missed his target, and instead of the semen hitting the girl's face, it flew around the room like a torpedo, almost hitting the ceiling. A human penis can't create that kind of force. Penis push-ups are a myth. Anyway, I figured out the scam.

And the real sperm.

Here's how this scam works: first they use a fake penis to pour lots of fake semen on the girl's face. You can tell it from the real sperm because it's a different color. Anyway, the fake semen is poured on the girl's face and the girl moans about how she wants the guy to pour his balls on her face. After a few seconds, the guy extracts the real cum from his cock and delivers a small portion of cum on top of the fake cum.

Finally, they fuck the bitch some more and call it a day. The video just ends. They don't even make the bitch cum. It's pathetic, I know it's a face site, but we can at least make them drink cum. Maybe artificial cum isn't safe to swallow, but then you have to wonder why they put it in the video in the first place. It's not even funny. It halves the enjoyment of a mediocre pornographic video, and I hope Facials4K picks itself up.

Many people on this site think the video would be better if the fake cum at the end after the real one, and while I'm not thrilled with the idea, I agree that it would be an improvement. At least we get to see real cum on a girl's face for a few minutes, no fake cum, and then get it all with a dick hose.