Film1k

Film1k is a site with a vague name, but the fact that I talk about it on ThePornDude gives you some idea of the kind of movies they show. The thing is, it's not at all like the collection of hardcore blowjobs, lesbian scissors and extreme gangbangs I usually review here. What's more, members of the older generation can feel the distinct vibe of a video parlor here. That's not just because the movies are old, and because they look like something you once saw on VHS, but because you're faced with a lot of choices. Whether you're masturbating, or just getting high and laughing with your buddies.

If you just want a quick look at a candid fuck, Film1k.com is probably not the place for you. On the contrary, it's for those who prefer something longer, with at least a vague plot, jokes, action and bloodshed that makes the non-sexual scenes interesting. This is an archive of free feature films with erotic elements, and its fan base is growing along with the library. It is on a steady growth trajectory, with millions of views this month. The long lines outside the store are a testament to the quality of the content on offer.

For example, the odd video store in Old Town.

A glance at the home page of the Film 1k site will tell most visitors that they've come to the right place. The site's thumbnails depict video movie covers and movie posters, not the graphic screenshots of pornography found on sex tube and pay-per-view sites. Obviously, this is not the usual Pornhub filth.

I don't consider myself a big movie buff, but I've always liked weird stuff, and I was a regular at a weird local video store with a big 666 sign in the window. So I know a little bit about myself. I soon realized that the site was full of classic titles and famous filmmakers. 'Classic' and 'famous' are probably not exact words, since they might appeal more to drug addicts, art students, punk rockers, violent lovers, perverts and other deviants than to the average movie buff. In other words, this is my place.

One of the movies that's on the top page right now is a 1979 erotic comedy called Squeeze Play. I've never seen this film, but it was directed by "Troma" master Lloyd Kaufman, and the opening screenshot shows a beautiful woman with 70s-colored hair exposing her big boobs.Other titles found on Film1k.com's top page include "Erotica," "Heavenly Bodies" and "Wild Girls of the Naked West," directed by sexploitation master Russ Meyer. Sure, Herschell Gordon Lewis is known as a pioneer of the splatter genre, but Nature's Playmates' title suggests that this is a thrilling film of a different type.

This film, in every sense of the word, is reminiscent of something from the past. If you're horny and nostalgic for weird video rental stores, you'll love it. If you're young and have never had a real experience, I suggest you fire up the popcorn, put down some of your most cum-soaked socks and enjoy the flavor while browsing this virtual shelf. The only thing missing is a grumpy, long-haired, bored teenager or goth transvestite behind the counter.

Sexy girls and weird movies.

Film1k.com has a lot in common with the old video stores, one of which is the classic question of where to start. They currently have a collection of 6,000 titles, so if you're one of those indecisive viewers who spend hours refilling the Netflix queue and flipping through preview thumbnails, you may find yourself in a quandary.

However, they do their best to make it easier. Starting on the category page, you can choose from a variety of erotic genres: the "Best Action Movies" thumbnail features a celebrity 80s-style hottie strangling a man, while the "Best Romantic Movies" shelf features a young Nicolas Cage. Best Romantic Movies. There are thrillers and war movies, comedies and science fiction, horror and adventure. Laugh, cry, or shudder in horror as you masturbate.

There's also a cloud of clickable tags in the footer, providing quick access to vintage movies from around the world, including Argentina, Italy and Yugoslavia. If the tags were better, it would be easier to find specific content, such as plot, fetish, actress, etc. At the same time, we understand the logistical challenges, so we're not ready to complain. It's hard enough to properly tag short clips on a user-uploaded tube, but they're dealing with full-length movies. It's a difficult task.I head over to Film1k's animation section, which has only a half-dozen cartoons, including the 1981 and 2000 versions of Heavy Metal, and Evil Toons, released in 1992, a depraved Who Framed Roger Rabbit movie. As I recall, the movie only has a 29% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, but David Carradine is featured on the cover. Apparently, when he wasn't choking on masturbation, he sometimes got into weird stuff.

The individual movie pages on Film1k.com contain metadata such as director, duration, genre and language to help you find content. There's also a built-in rating system to find out what other viewers are saying about the film - review scores on Rotten Tomatoes are average across the board, but Film1k presumably addresses a more specific demographic. Then again, Evil Toons only has 50%, so children's opinions may not be as good.

Film1K's "What We're Watching Tonight."

This is the point in the review where I usually do a fap test, but I'm not sure if my usual course of action is appropriate here: the Film1K collection certainly has boobs and sex, but are these really the movies you want to beat. It's a funny question that would have been answered differently a few decades ago. They were videos from a different era, before the advent of the Internet and the rise of reality porn. Now we've moved on to Brazzers, but your father or grandfather may have rented some of those videos back in the day and rubbed a few of them in.

The infamous movie "Salo," the Italian adaptation of Marquis de Sade's novel "120 Days of Sodom," was rumored to be as shocking as it was in 1975, so I decided to dive into it. Then I considered the movie The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 because I couldn't remember a single sex scene in that movie. Titles like The Love Box, The Ecstasy of Women, and Sexually Altered States also caught my attention.

In the end, I decided to start with something I'd never heard of: a cover of the 1978 film What's Up Nurse, which proudly graces the front page of Film1k.com's Comedy section, depicting a nurse dressed in practically nothing, pulsing her penis. It was something that would make me throb. If nurses looked like that, I'd be ready to watch COVID as soon as it started.

They don't actually host movies on Film 1k, they use a file storage service to host and maintain movies. So I was expecting a little more spam and buffering, but as soon as I hit play, the movie started playing; it's not 4K, but it looks good for a movie that was made quite a while ago. The movie opens with a woman sensuously touching herself on a train while the businessman across from her tries not to look. He follows her into the bathroom, where she is stripped of her outer clothing and the opening credits begin to play.

This is a 76-minute feature film, so if you're interested, wrap this up, put the basin down and get a masturbator My enthusiasm for Film1k.com is a little different from the enthusiasm I feel when I write about hardcore porn sites, but this site will be a real winner for a certain segment of my visitors. I can easily recommend this site to anyone who feels nostalgic for video stores and the weird erotic movies housed among the regular cassettes, as well as anyone interested in the soft debauchery that pervaded the VHS market before the advent of the Internet. You may not get an orgasm, but you will have a good time. Bring your own marijuana.