FimFiction

Someone sent me a link to Fim Fiction this morning. I have to admit, I was pretty confused at first. The headline at the top of the page warned of the "vast dangers of shady drug sellers". So, for a moment, I thought there was a recall for some dubious erection pills I had recently ordered from China. Scrolling down a bit, I found that the post was not limited to warnings about the village apothecary. There were tales of princess wrestling, dragon weight gain, and anthropomorphic unicorns making sweet, sweet love. In other words, it was like peeking into a secret notebook in which I had written down my weird and dirty fantasies. You probably thought I didn't know that.

FimFiction.net is not a secret notebook filled with perverted My Little Pony fantasies. It's a very popular free website filled with perverted My Little Pony fantasies. With nearly 10 million visitors each month, it's possible that the friendships are truly magical, or just that people get a kick out of tales of odd-hoofed creatures with human personalities. The site has been running since 2011 and is still going strong. So maybe I was wrong to laugh at that awkward Brony Convention video. (Actually, not really.)

You saw porn on my MLP.

Before I go any further, I want to say that not all visitors to FimFiction are horse-shit. While many are sexual perverts, there are also regular perverts who love these talking ponies in a healthy, platonic way. This site bills itself as "the largest collection of MLP fanfiction," but this is not limited to pornography.

Of course, you know that I only report NSFW stuff on ThePornDude. It's just too hard to masturbate to stories without sex. A search for the #sex tag on a search engine returns over 7500 slightly H stories. Perhaps because the site is ostensibly a children's animation site, the treatment of this tag is a bit loose. According to the site's definition, it is "a story that features sexual content, whether implicit or explicit."

If fun adventure, romance, or friendship is your main goal, a brief moment of #sex might be enough. What if you want something a little more hard-hitting? That's what the #porn tag is for. Enter this tag in the box or click on my link to go directly to the good stuff. There are currently 43, considerably fewer than #sex, but honestly, there's way more pony erotica out there than I knew yesterday.

The #porn section of FimFiction is described as "stories written primarily to tickle the reader's fancy." I wish the "#sex" tag was defined more narrowly, because including implied sex would be confusing underwater. I'm sure there are at least a few hundred titles in the library with actual sex in them, but they would be hard to find without being classified in #porn. I'd love to read an equine romance, but the thought of a horse having reproductive organs... I think they set it up this way so as not to offend the hardened sensibilities that say.

Horsefucking.

FimFiction.net also has a good #fetish tag, with almost as many entries as #porn, and some duplicates. Who would have guessed that people who masturbate to stories about cartoon pony sex would also have other hobbies? In fact, they have many other kinks besides fucking horses.

Like the #sex tag, the #fetish tag is overused and should stay in the #porn area. Someone apologized for the use of the fetish tag and claimed there was nothing sexual in his story. You're making tea again.

So I stayed in the #porn area of FimFiction.net to see more explicit fetish stuff. A recently approved piece, "The Expansive Dangers of Dodgy Potion Sellers," indulges in the perversions of fat, weight gain, and immobility. So far, 10 likes on the site. That's more than the author's previous story about ponies getting really fat.

Since burping is the theme of this piece, imagining a horse releasing its internal gases from its mouth is sure to get you excited. There is also pony porn with a fart fetish, so if you like the savory aroma of gas coming out of a pony's tip, you can have that too. Yet another story features a wet and dirty mud fetish, which makes real sense for horses.

On sites like FimFiction.net, I always look for the weirdest shit, and my favorite here is a crossover between My Little Pony and Fallout. I don't want to spoil it, but the fetish here is inflation. Little Pip is swollen and fat, but there are also illustrations of him looking happy.

Lots and lots of bronies.

As I was typing this sentence, MS Word underlined the word "horsefucker" in blue. When I hovered my mouse over it, it warned me that the word might be offensive to readers. I have never seen a message like this. To try, I typed as many vulgar words and slurs as I could think of for a long time. But none of them received the same slap on the wrist. They are here to defend Brony and only Brony.

What I think that means is that there is a Brony on the MS Word team who has inscribed the precepts of his pony-fucking-club into the software used by millions of morons who know nothing about it. I'm consistently amazed not only at the number of adults who are MLP fans, but also at how they seem to have a real unified solidarity as a community, whether it's because they take "Friendship is Magic" to heart, or because they are a bunch of sociopaths who have no place else to go. .

Either way, there is no doubt that FimFiction.net is a very strong and active user community. If you are looking for someone to talk about ponies with, this is the place to do it. Honestly, it's the kind of place that would turn off a pervert like me. They draw a hard line on what they consider sex, fetish, and pornography. I have seen comments in the porn section about why it is there when it is the "E in Everyone".

I guess it's easy for me to complain since ThePornDude is for adults only, and FimFiction is an all ages site, which kind of conflicts with hosting porn about non-consensual sex with horses. I reviewed Derpibooru a while back and they had very similar issues.

How to walk the line between family-friendly and horse-loving approved. But what does "not nice" mean when a nice old adult writes a sex story based on a comic strip about selling horse dolls to little girls.After reading FimFiction, I went to the toy store and bought a stuffed Rainbow Dash, and under her tail Is it strange that after reading "FimFiction" I went to a toy store and bought a stuffed Rainbow Dash and attached a Fleshlight to the bottom of her tail? This may be a question for the times, or it may be a question for the commenters on FimFiction.

The Brony phenomenon is fascinating. From an outsider's perspective, it looks like the nonsense of virgins and sheikhs who are seriously embarrassed when they step into a place like FimFiction. But when you step into a place like FimFiction.net, you can see how that crap inspires actual works of art. I may not be an exalted person, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate a little of the thought that went into this piece, called "Six. It's a 28-chapter, 59,000-word opus that deals with pony non con, death, suicide/self-harm, violence, fetish, gore, and sex, and is still being serialized.

This is obviously a pretty deep niche site, so not everyone can get excited about the stories in FimFiction.net's ever-growing archive of homebrew MLP fanfiction. But if you're that kind of pervert, where else can you go?