GotPorn

We got porn. What a great take on the iconic slogan of the dairy industry we grew up in. Milk. I don't know about you, but I bet you have a lot of heavy cream to spit on your tits, and gotporn.com sure has a lot of material to milk, and with over 2 million videos to choose from, you'll never run out of porn. How beautiful it is to be alive.

There are hundreds upon hundreds of porn tubes and video aggregator sites on the web to choose from, and most of them have only subtle differences from one another. One tube, for example, focuses on hardcore, extreme content, while another may have an amateur bend to it. Either way, there tends to be a great deal of overlap as to which videos are featured.

Especially considering huge tube site networks like the Porn Hub network (consisting of Porn Hub, Red Tube, You Porn, Spank Wire, Xtube, PornMD, Tube8, Extreme Tube, and the newly formed Model Hub) This trend is striking. You can see how there is bound to be some overlap when most of the big tube sites online are owned and operated by one company.

So it is always great to come across a high quality tube site that is not part of this network. But as we all know, to be the spice of life, it certainly never hurts to have an arsenal of tube sites at your disposal when it comes time.

The moment I landed on Got Porn's homepage, I could immediately see that it was different from the major porn tube giants. And I must say, it is quite fresh. For starters, Got Porn has a sleek, minimalist design that lends it a clean, organized look and feel. Whereas most porn tubes are very dark (black background, red text, etc.), making it look a little edgy or perverse more than it should, Got Porn's background is white, changing the whole feel of the experience a bit.

Stylish Site Design

The black and red logo is centered at the top of the page (further accentuating the minimalist aesthetic of the entire site...). (The designers of this site understand the power of negative space.) To the left of the logo is a handy little togler that makes it easy to switch between straight, gay, and shemale content without having to look in the categories section or visit an entirely different version of the site. As a straight person, I appreciate that the default is straight, but some sites make you opt out of gay and seamail content.

On the right side of the togler is a discreet search bar, which doesn't get in the way of viewing porn at all (omission) Most sites allow you to search by girl, sure, but most free tube sites don't have extensive profile pages dedicated to them. With Got Porn, however, you can read your favorite slut's little bio, easily access all her videos and photos, and even chat with her if she's online. The last feature obviously doesn't apply to porn stars, but it's a great feature for finding and following popular cam girls and amateur models.

As far as content is concerned, Got Porn videos seem to be right up there with any of the other famous porn tubes. It seems like they pretty much use the same formula, lots of excerpts from premium studio paysite videos and a decent collection of amateur content (depending on what people feel like posting). The quality of the videos is obviously going to vary depending on the uploader and source... But that is part of the fun of tube sites, right? It's all about the thrill of it.

Take a closer look...

How about the media player on this site? I think it is pretty decent. It has most of the features you'd expect from a video player, no glitches or slow buffering, and you can hover over the scrub bar to preview what happens next. But also, there is nothing particularly special about it ... It does offer a cinema mode and will minimize and follow you as you browse the rest of the page. There are a lot of video recommendations below it, and being able to choose from them is a plus. But there is also a crap load of ads.

While browsing Got Porn, ads appear almost everywhere. For starters, they have one of those annoying first-click ads that opens the selected video in a new tab and redirects your original tab to Live Jasmine (Porn Hub and a few others do the same thing... (I fucking hate it). Then, to make matters worse, when the video plays, there is a big, colorful erectile pill ad to the right of it, before the video plays, while the video is paused, and below the video on the page. They really seem to have embraced the false notion that porn sites need ad revenue to survive.

Look at theporndude.com, for example. We do not use ads and do just fine on our own. Nothing sets my teeth on edge more than unnecessary advertising when all I want to do is ick. But with so many ads, and especially with so many tube sites, I can't believe that so many ads are so intrusive. It's just fucking unacceptable (by the way, not that there are many tube sites without ads, but there are certainly some less than others).

Overall, it's great to find a fresh tube site that at least feels a little different from the typical, run of the mill stuff out there. As with other tube sites, there is a huge archive of videos (and photos) to choose from. Unfortunately, however, first impressions of Got Porn (often misnamed "gotporno" or "gotpron") seem to be