HarlotHub

What can you find at Harlot Hub? Pussy No way in hell would I throw away my pussy to watch porn, that guy is either a faggot or a ball-less asshole, which is it? Why don't you get laid right now? If you're reading my review, then you're reading ...... You're not a faggot, are you? Then you've got one option. Oh, I knew it. You've got a quivering vagina. Damn.

It won't be easy, but it's not too late, you can still be saved, you lucky bastard, if you had waited longer to read this review it would have been too late for you, it would have been beyond repair. cum guzzling man, how many months has it been? one month, more, no, two months, more ago, please, not more than six months... oh god... one year... Longer ... Oh dear, maybe it's beyond repair...

If so, well, I think it's safe to say that you are most likely not getting girls the old fashioned way. It's obvious that you're not very good at walking up to girls and having a conversation with them. None of them are as classy, charming, and regal as I am, I can tell you that. I was not blessed with many men. I was born with a natural talent. Two talents, actually. The first is that I was born with a natural flair for playing the game, and the second is... I'll put it simply... My dick is big enough to make a horse self-conscious, and bitches basically wet themselves the second I get close.

Take notes.

I know I'm popular with the ladies - that's okay, really. Nothing to be ashamed of. Well, maybe a little shame. It's not a hard skill, all you have to do is speak literally, literally, that's all. Just open your mouth and say the words. As opposed to just talking to an attractive woman and feeling stumped, anxious, and nervous about words just because she has nice tits and boots, and maybe she's, I don't know, human, in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin." Don't put pussy on a pedestal" was well illustrated.

Bitches recoil at the first sign you find them attractive. At least at first. The Bitch just wants to be talked to like one of your own. They just want to have just as much fun as you do. So here's a tip, which should serve you for the rest of your life: just like talking to an ugly chick, talk to a hot chick. It's that simple. She is a person and you are a person ...... You want to get laid, but she can't know that. At first. Lay the groundwork first, let her know (or at least make her think) that you see her as more than a shiny object to stick your dick into, and later, she's more likely to become a shiny object to stick your dick into.

Ah, here's some wisdom for you. You're welcome. However, based on your track record, it's going to take some time to make that happen. That's not to say that you don't need to unload your gun before performing tricks on a defenseless chica in public. So you have to fuck first, pull the poison, how do you do that? Honestly, it's easy. Even easier than talking to a girl... The answer is an escort.

Yes, that's our only hope. At least for now. Until you bring a girl home from the bar, but you can't, not yet, and that's not even close, so baby steps, first you have to hold a girl, nothing beats a professional moon, no strings attached, and you're either back in the game for the first time in a while, or you're taking the field for the first time. There is literally no better move than an escort one. Experience goes a long way, bub, it's true.

Great site design, Plenty of locales.

Where to find your escort, though. Hmmm ...... How about Harlot Hub. Honestly, Harlot Hub is one of the best looking escort advertising sites I've ever seen. It's professional, it's unobtrusive, and it's effective (which, coincidentally, is exactly the trait you want in an escort as well). The moment I arrived at Harlot Hub, I was immediately impressed with the site's design. It is minimalist, good looking, and intuitive. Just type in a keyword in the search bar in the center of the page, and voila, you're good to go, you bastard.

You can also search by city name. Personally, I like this method the best. It's much easier. If you want to get your dick wet in New York, why would you want to meet a girl in Wales? I'm not rich with extra cash, not yet, but I'm still young, still got time. #Goals

I think the list of cities Harlot Hub covers is pretty comprehensive. It can be hard to find a good escort ad/adult classifieds site that targets mid-sized cities as well as large cities, and Harlot Hub appears to have both. But this may go without saying, but in smaller cities, girls (or guys, or trannies, or fucking sham twins, I don't fucking know... Whatever you like, no judgment here ... Hail Satan. For example, Buffalo, NY has a smaller population than New York City. And by less population, I mean, say it with me, class, less prostitutes. That's very good.

There is room for improvement.

As for the quality of the girls and their posts, it has more to do with your location than the site itself. Well, actually, it would be more accurate to say it has more to do with the girls themselves than the site. In other words, a post is only as sexy as the girl is. But it also depends on how much information and how many pictures she chooses to include. It is entirely up to her.

Some girls post 10+ photos, lots of stats, fascinating bios, prices, phone numbers, e-mails, etc., while other girls are somehow stingy with information. Such a girl might post three photos and no biography. Statistically. As they say, it is almost always left blank. And of course, as long as she leaves the right amount of information, you might be able to kiss her ass.

Honestly, I feel like the site could be a little more responsible. Personally, if I were to run an escort ad/adult classifieds site, I would require some information to be filled out. You would also have to include at least 5 photos and contact information (phone number or email address). If they really wanted to go beyond that, they would hire someone to write the code for the messaging client on the site. That way, when you want to contact a girl, you could just use the escort ad site directly. It might even ensure a certain level of respect from the male caller for the girls to expect and appreciate.

But Harlot Hub does no more than that. At least, not that much. As I said, it's a nice-looking, easy-to-use site with plenty of escorts, body rub providers, dom and fetish services, and classified ads (you can even easily create your own posts if you're feeling entrepreneurial). However, there could be more stringent requirements for submissions. Plus, a few more interactive features would set this site apart from the rest.