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Her fist is on her bicep. It would be wrong to say that my audience is monolithic, but we have a lot in common. I could list a thousand different characteristics right now, but I'm going to stick to the topic pertinent to this article. That topic is your labia minora.

Not labia users, but labia losers.

It's true. You guys are huge wimps. That's why you flock to alpha males like me. What makes you guys pussies, for one thing, you're sex deprived, your testosterone levels are lowered, and studies show that the constant feeding of tight pussy keeps your T levels up and gives a man drive and aggression. Not only does my reader have no drive, she lost her license a few months ago for her third DUI.

Women run away from my reader as if they have seen a ghost. There is no smell, but the woman can sense the lack of testosterone by her sweat. This is the sweat that is secreted when you get off the couch and drink a soda. When a woman smells your reader's pheromones, she knows everything she needs to know about you. In other words, you have never brought a woman to orgasm in your life.

You keep masturbating to compensate for the lack of sex, but you can't counteract the estrogen from a diet of marijuana and trans fats. On top of that, the plastic containers in the room soak into the mattress and a storm of pussy occurs.

No one takes the lead Research has shown that testosterone levels are affected by a number of environmental factors. Men who care about others raise their T levels, which explains why their levels are so low when they don't even have a job, let alone a leadership position.

A cheating day or a cheating life.

Moreover, being sad little pawns looking for a meaningless existence destroys their levels like a Malaysia Airlines plane. Every time your mother yells at you in the basement to "do your job" or "clean your room," another milliliter of T is sucked out of your bloodstream. Soon you'll smell like roses and sadness.

Let's take a look at what you were doing just before you decided to read the Porndude article. No lie. You were into Fortnite, Grand Theft Auto 5, or God of War. The only time in the last five years you've worked when you mowed your mom's lawn for months to save up money to buy a PS5. Now the only surge of dopamine you get from completing a task is when you "knock the newbie faggot out of a rut." The homophobia of this sentence is so high that you should never again be allowed to call a faggot anything that is not reflected in the mirror.

It is fashionable among my enthusiasts to have cats, and the reason is simple. They would like to have a dog, but even the smallest biter can't resist your femininity. It brings out all those long-forgotten wolf traits that are embedded deep in your genes. And as soon as you fall asleep, they will rip out your trachea and eat your insides. How embarrassing it would be to be gutted by a little yorkie.

Such "femininity" begins to unleash secondary characteristics that influence everyday decisions. For example, which pussy was the last TV you watched. Family Guy, you're queer. Oh, rather, it was awful. You watched How I Met Your Mother. Oh, my God, that's terrible. That. Don't tell me it's going to be worse next, I don't want to say it out loud because you watched the director's version of "Friends" in three days. There's nothing I can do about it. You've gone too far. You're going to have to give up being in Los Angeles for the rest of your life.

I have one suggestion, the only way out of this is to stop being queer for the rest of your life, devote every aspect of your life to women, and to the best of your ability within those limits, dive headfirst into it. Cry while looking in your notebook. Get a hernia while doing sit-ups. Dig up the basement in your mom's house and live there. And finally, start masturbating with bodybuilders.

Bodybuilder porn is not for everyone, it takes a special kind of man to handle a woman with a 15-inch python, either a man who is willing to deal with the big pussy of a monkey man, or a girl who is willing to submit to the violence of a femme fatale.

You're the latter, and that's okay, because you don't have to worry about bodily harm, because you're not fucking them, you're jerking them off with a Herbicepscam.

Putting a man in a woman.

Herbicepscam is a live streaming service geared toward muscular bodybuilders who will snatch your penis, throw it over your knee, and dump it in the woods never to be heard from again. These bitches rip your balls off, stick them in your chest like a gorilla and then shove them down your screaming gullet.

Even though they eat Chinese food with delivery and chipolte, their biceps are as big as your thighs.Their nipples are overgrown and all the flesh of their breasts has been replaced by steel. When you suck on their nipples, growth hormones are released.

Herbicepscam bitches may be intimidating to look at, but their website is not. The design is sharp and attractive, not offbeat. The main menu is at the top, with Home, Live Cam, Models, Video, Muscle Star, VR Video, HB Theatre, Search, Purchase Credits and My Message options. Just behind the main menu are the drop-down menus: "My Panel," "My Videos," "Buy Credits," "Upgrade to VIP," "Need Help," and "Sign Out."

Herbicepscam doesn't just work with live performers. They also have a huge selection of premium videos that you can rent using the same credits you use to tip and pay models. There are 11,000 titles available in categories such as flexion, muscle control, strength, pecs, biceps and legs.

Herbicepscam even offers a selection of virtual reality content. If you think these bitches look classy on live cameras or regular video, you'll be shocked to the core when you see them in 3D VR. The tension of the veins alone will send shivers down your spine. If you prick a bitch's veins with a needle, the mixture of blood and creatine will fly around the room with enough force to break through a bank vault door.

The cunts pictured here range from particularly healthy to abnormally bloated. Some girls do a few minutes of weight lifting after a cardio workout, while others think cardio is for girls and that it's pointless unless it sounds like a bulldozer tire flicking. The only indication that they are women is that their lululemon are not pushing off.

In this respect, these decubas always wear false breasts. After years of supplementing with anabolic steroids and dry serum, they no longer have enough estrogen to support breast meat production. As a result, the mammary glands are replaced by pectoral muscles, and the last vestiges of femininity are scattered to the wind. So they sew a few silicone pouches to their breasts, restore the mammary glands, and that's the end of it. The result is not very favorable, but it's better than looking chin down like John Cena.

If there's one thing I can tell my readers, it's to talk to your doctor about adding testosterone to your diet. Even if you and your mom look like a 12-year-old kid on a Call of Duty forum, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy more masculine women than you would like. These cunts can improve you to be more than the sum of your parts. Perhaps masturbating with a woman who is more masculine than you is stimulating.

Herbicepscam has created a top-notch live-cam site, but it could still be improved upon. One is the lack of a photo gallery. Of course, not every site needs one, but a site dedicated to She-Hulks just needs one.

We may not use our biceps to do curls, but we do use them to stroke our dicks. So why not give them an activity to their liking by masturbating with Herbicepscam today.