Humpchies

I am looking for a Canadian escort from Quebec or Montreal. You've been watching porn for what, 10 years now, 15. 20. 20+ years, however long it's been, and you're already ready for the big time. At this point, you've probably studied porn for hundreds of hours: ...... It's time to put all that knowledge and horniness to use. There are many sites that can help you do that. However, they are not porn sites.

Yes, they are escort ad sites. You sit alone in front of your computer, take your time to find the perfect video (or, I kid you not, 5-10 videos), jerk off for 10-20 minutes, and then inevitably cum in your socks, tissues, toilet paper, or even your entire palm (whatever your favorite cleaning method is). Aren't you sick of the same old, same old shit? The latter is the cruelest of all options, but I am not here to judge. Just remember to wash your hands before you go out into the real world where you will be shaken hands and patted on the back.

My point is, aren't you sick of this routine already? Every day, day after day, you are just fapping by yourself and there is no sign of a real wanker. Besides, like I said before, you're already an expert, right? To be an absolute fuck machine who knows all the tricks, moves, angles, and positions. Or at least you better know, otherwise what have you prepared yourself for by watching porn. Was it really all mindless and wasted sperm?

Some may question whether watching porn is productive, but that's easy. Just pay attention to how they are fucking in the video and store it in your brain for later. But if the moment never comes, it will all be for naught. How tragic that would be. Almost as tragic as the world's sexiest woman's toughest virgin pussy not getting fucked forever. So much potential wasted.

When was the last time you got laid? Was it a few months ago, a year ago, if it was more than a year ago, then you're reading this review, and that's a very good thing. Because you are like one bad case of blue balls trying to get away from school shootings. Or one of those incel faggots who want to kill women because they can't get sex. Too bad the incel faggot didn't go to school with more school shooters. You need a bullet in the back of your head just like you need a real live pussy... In a fucking hurry.

You go to a website, look at hundreds of hot girls you want to fuck in your city, pick your absolute favorite, email or call her, and boom, within just an hour (2 hours max), you're balls deep in professional pussy. Then you can once again try the sex tricks you've been up to, and to the right of the Humpchies logo (which also doubles as the home button) are a few basic tabs for navigating around the site. A very sparse site menu bar. Choose from Escorts, Escort Agencies, Erotic Massage, and Parlor Massage. Simple enough, right? Everything you could possibly be looking for in terms of a face-to-face erotic experience is all in one convenient location.

So many sexy escorts to choose from.

Below that, the ads start right away. No bullshit. Browse through tons of the sexiest professionals Quebec has to offer... Page after page after page of them. To the right of the ads is a list of cities, easily narrowed down by location. Overall, it's intuitive and makes a lot of sense from a design standpoint.

For more information on the amount of information Humpchies provides about girls, see ...... Well, it really is based on a per submission basis. What the girls (or agencies) post is kind of what you get. Some post prices, some don't. Some have quite a few pics, others only have one. At least all, seem to include contact info, so you can query yourself if you are interested. But who wants to go through all that trouble? I understand that there is only so much that Humpty can do for the content of each individual's post (amount of information, number of photos, etc.).

But still, I think there must be something we can do. Because, as far as I know, there are too many submissions where the girls only provide one photo. Or they don't list a price. Mr. Humpty, why don't you make it mandatory for girls to post at least, say, three photos and list the price? Otherwise, they should not be able to post.

That said, there seems to be a healthy number of genuine escorts on this site. This, surprisingly, is a real problem that many escort advertising sites have - spambot submissions, undercover patrols, catfishers, etc. Thankfully, however, from what I have gathered, the majority of the girls on Humpchie appear to be legit. And most of them are really sexy. It's enough to make me want to move to Quebec. I'd love to travel, anyone got a couch I can stay on? First round of escorts is on me.

All in all, Humpchies is a really decent escort advertising site. Once again, I really wish there was some sort of protocol in place so that posts could not be incomplete or add that a lot of important information is missing ... Especially those who are trying to find the right escort because it just means a lot of work for us. This lack of information and pictures could lead to enough wasted time in the end that it might just be easier to try and get some males free of the old fashioned way of charging.

However, the design of the site is quite good (in a functional sense...). I can't decide how I feel about it, I'm just trying to get a feel for the site and see how it works.

I am looking for a Canadian escort from Quebec or Montreal. You've been watching porn for what, 10 years now, 15. 20. 20+ years, however long it's been, and you're already ready for the big time. At this point, you've probably studied porn for hundreds of hours: ...... It's time to put all that knowledge and horniness to use. There are many sites that can help you do that. However, they are not porn sites. Yes, they are escort ad sites. You sit alone in front of your computer, take your time to find the perfect video (or, I kid you not, 5-10 videos), jerk off for 10-20 minutes, and then inevitably cum in your socks, tissues, toilet paper, or even your entire palm (whatever your favorite cleaning method is). Aren't you sick of the same old, same old shit? The latter is the cruelest of all options, but I am not here to judge. Just remember to wash your hands before you go out into the real world where you will be shaken hands and patted on the back. My point is, aren't you sick of this routine already? Every day, day after day, you are just fapping by yourself and there is no sign of a real wanker. Besides, like I said before, you're already an expert, right? To be an absolute fuck machine who knows all the tricks, moves, angles, and positions. Or at least you better know, otherwise what have you prepared yourself for by watching porn. Was it really all mindless and wasted sperm? Some may question whether watching porn is productive, but that's easy. Just pay attention to how they are fucking in the video and store it in your brain for later. But if the moment never comes, it will all be for naught. How tragic that would be. Almost as tragic as the world's sexiest woman's toughest virgin pussy not getting fucked forever. So much potential wasted. When was the last time you got laid? Was it a few months ago, a year ago, if it was more than a year ago, then you're reading this review, and that's a very good thing. Because you are like one bad case of blue balls trying to get away from school shootings. Or one of those incel faggots who want to kill women because they can't get sex. Too bad the incel faggot didn't go to school with more school shooters. You need a bullet in the back of your head just like you need a real live pussy... In a fucking hurry. You go to a website, look at hundreds of hot girls you want to fuck in your city, pick your absolute favorite, email or call her, and boom, within just an hour (2 hours max), you're balls deep in professional pussy. Then you can once again try the sex tricks you've been up to, and to the right of the Humpchies logo (which also doubles as the home button) are a few basic tabs for navigating around the site. A very sparse site menu bar. Choose from Escorts, Escort Agencies, Erotic Massage, and Parlor Massage. Simple enough, right? Everything you could possibly be looking for in terms of a face-to-face erotic experience is all in one convenient location. So many sexy escorts to choose from. Below that, the ads start right away. No bullshit. Browse through tons of the sexiest professionals Quebec has to offer... Page after page after page of them. To the right of the ads is a list of cities, easily narrowed down by location. Overall, it's intuitive and makes a lot of sense from a design standpoint. For more information on the amount of information Humpchies provides about girls, see ...... Well, it really is based on a per submission basis. What the girls (or agencies) post is kind of what you get. Some post prices, some don't. Some have quite a few pics, others only have one. At least all, seem to include contact info, so you can query yourself if you are interested. But who wants to go through all that trouble? I understand that there is only so much that Humpty can do for the content of each individual's post (amount of information, number of photos, etc.). But still, I think there must be something we can do. Because, as far as I know, there are too many submissions where the girls only provide one photo. Or they don't list a price. Mr. Humpty, why don't you make it mandatory for girls to post at least, say, three photos and list the price? Otherwise, they should not be able to post. That said, there seems to be a healthy number of genuine escorts on this site. This, surprisingly, is a real problem that many escort advertising sites have - spambot submissions, undercover patrols, catfishers, etc. Thankfully, however, from what I have gathered, the majority of the girls on Humpchie appear to be legit. And most of them are really sexy. It's enough to make me want to move to Quebec. I'd love to travel, anyone got a couch I can stay on? First round of escorts is on me. All in all, Humpchies is a really decent escort advertising site. Once again, I really wish there was some sort of protocol in place so that posts could not be incomplete or add that a lot of important information is missing ... Especially those who are trying to find the right escort because it just means a lot of work for us. This lack of information and pictures could lead to enough wasted time in the end that it might just be easier to try and get some males free of the old fashioned way of charging. However, the design of the site is quite good (in a functional sense...). I can't decide how I feel about it, I'm just trying to get a feel for the site and see how it works.