Japanese ASMR

ASMR in Japan is "giggle, slurp, whisper, pop." I've been wearing headphones all morning, listening to cute voices and slippery sex noises shoving into my ears. It's got some ferocious bones to fall out of. It's wild to get this on audio alone when you're usually cranking up to a full 4K lesbian movie or an anal scene in VR. Was this what masturbation was like before television was invented?

It's kind of funny how ASMR has grown in popularity over the last few years. Not too long ago no one had heard of him, but these days JapaneseASMR.com has more than 340,000 visitors a day. As written on the tin, they have been offering free Japanese ASMR audio tracks since 2018, and this is hell of a bargaining chip. , the genre is still young, which makes this thematic collection all the more remarkable. Get those nice over-ear cans if you have them. Otherwise, turn your head to the speaker and hope your boss doesn't wonder where your laughter and moans are coming from.

What are you hearing

It was clear from the name that I had something special in my hands. I saw his Japanese ASMR in my mailbox this morning, but I could tell right away that it wasn't the collection of luscious haircuts and wet coochie vibrators you'd find on other sites. The big clue, of course, is the "Japanese" part of the title.

And when you reach the landing page, you may still be in for a surprise. If there are a lot of kanji on the screen, like a JAV site, the browser asked me if I want to translate the Japanese into English. The layout of the site itself is unremarkable, a simple blog-style presentation with the latest shit on top.

My first thought was that, like many things in the world of porn, Japan is far more advanced in ASMR porn games than the English-speaking world. The ASMR porn site feels really fucking new, like everyone still feels the subgenre, but there is something about Japanese ASMR, like they've been banging these things for decades. It has an established atmosphere.

Case in point, every new audio track is supplemented with a large related hentai him thumbnail that looks like an officially released CD. I feel like I should be flipping through these in a Spotify-style audio app, not a blog.

Also, the size and scope of the collection is huge. To date, about 6,000 bits of bizarre Japanese ASMR of him have been added to the collection. I expected hundreds. This shows just how much I know about freaky Asian whispers about fucking and fetishes.

Daily asian his ASMR about sex, farting and everything else

I think there are Rainman types who are good at math who are already doing the math in their heads. JapaneseASMR.com has been around for 3 years and has 6,000 audio tracks, so he obviously adds a lot of shit to his stash. In fact, all strings on the front page were added within the last 24 hours. They add fresh ASMR smut every day, so if you're trying to get it all done, you better get down to business.

It's been a good day today. The latest video is a little one called Hush Hush Pussy Time With Your Kouhais At A Bar and on the cover there are some anime gals drooling with their tits out and their fuck eyes on the camera. I'm here. The Japanese description translates as "Junior's Plain Makato Secret Simmering Voice Patience Etch". Almost gibberish to me, it comes with a 1 hour Japanese ASMR track.

Other new additions today include a voluptuous MILF track about baby-bearing disdainfully by two mother hostesses, binaural boa audio that turns you into yandere incubus fodder, and "While Strangling Her" A voice that melts deep in your brain Sex: A man raped to death by a giant-boobed succubus, a futanari police interrogation, a top-secret fuck-machine scheme, sex in a classroom with golden showers, straight for deviants. I have a lolicon.

In other words, JapaneseASMR.com does a deep dive into some very kinky porn categories. It's pretty standard for hentai sites to find subgenres that Pornhub looks like Disney Channel, so it's no surprise that Japanese ASMR does the same. Naturally, they fell in love with the format because it allows them to do many things that are legal, impossible, or simply illegal.A very good breakdown of these categories can be found on the JapaneseASMR tags page . One thing I really like is that all tags are separated by subcategories. This made it very easy to sift through hundreds of fetishes. I hope porn sites start adopting a similar approach as it makes browsing the list fun and makes the process easier.

Subcategories include focuses/appeals such as voyeurism, maniacs, copious amounts of white cream/juice, and items/tools tagged as drugs, lotions, stun guns, etc. There are character/costume options such as wrestlers and older sisters, and costume/occupation options such as bondage, shrine maiden, and nurse.

I could go on forever just listing the categories and subcategories, but honestly, I'm obliged to do my own research just to find fetishes I've never heard of. , Burping, Farting, Stretch/Expansion and other very twisted ones.

And a handful for English speakers

So where do we start? I pop my IEMs to find one for mom practicing her nut-crushing skills, one for a furry cat girl who needs love and discipline, or one for my sister's feet after being arrested for stealing panties. Would you like to hear one about licking a .

The only real problem I find with Japanese ASMR is that most of their Japanese ASMR is in Japanese. If you're one of those really invested weeboos who took the time to learn the language, that's great.

There are a few ASMR tracks in English, but the picking is slim. At the time of this writing, there are only eight, including a sex diary with SFW tags and a JOI lesson with a sexy foreign English teacher. If you type "English" in the search bar, you'll see a lot of false positives, but if it's what you're looking for, you can find it from the tags page.

Despite being in Japanese, I was intrigued by this voluptuous MILF track that was uploaded today. With multiple servers to choose from, there are no broken links and you can download what you want.

This takes almost 3 hours so I think it's a good thing we ordered a small fries before we sat down. Enjoying this gave me an excuse to squat into his Wi-Fi at McDonald's. A Japanese chick starts whispering in one ear, then another chick in the other. I don't speak the language, but my skin tingles immediately. When she starts moaning, her dick becomes hard. When the wet squishy sound starts, you can't help but touch it.

Well, I guess that's why the police went out. I have to keep this short. The collection is insanely huge, all free, and has a deep selection of really freaky sex categories. Mostly Japanese, but what did you expect? It's in the title, dude.