Lanas Big Boobs

LanasBigBoobs: It is possible to argue all day long about which porn star is sexiest, whether her pussy should be shaved or bushy, whether she should have a smaller or larger ass, and whether brunettes or blondes ride the best cocks. But there is one certainty that all straight men can agree on. That is the fact that boobs are fucking awesome.

There's nothing else to say, that's all I can say with 100% certainty, and objectively speaking, boobs are fucking awesome. Big or small, round or flat, firm or hard, tits are tits and they turn us on no matter what. Since the dawn of time, men have been getting hard at the sight of nice tits. It is evolutionarily built into our DNA. Seeing nipples gives you an erection, simple fact.

Anyone who knows me knows that I don't give a shit about the Me Too movement. Or that I think feminists are nothing more than a bunch of grumpy, ugly dykes who are bitter because they didn't put enough cock in their lives (bitch). But there is one good thing that has come out of feminism, in my opinion. Finally, the useless sluts have done the right thing.

If you've never heard of Free the Nipple, I encourage you to look it up. Believe it or not, it really does happen. Miley Cyrus is one of the most notorious advocates. Basically, it comes down to this. They think it's hypocritical that men can show their nipples on social media (i.e. Instagram) and not be censored, but when women try to do the same, their posts are flagged or deleted. So, to combat this horrible mechanism of patriarchy, women (including Miley Cyrus) have taken to showing their nipples as much as possible. That's right. Let's normalize nipples, baby. If it means we get to see more boobs, I'm all for it.

Who would have guessed that I would ever agree with a feminist? But hey, when you hear a good idea, you can admit it. Free the nipples. Tits for everyone, and while we're at it, let's free the pussy too. In fact, it would be great if chicks could basically be naked in public with their butts out. Who do I have to tell to make that happen? Miley, are you reading this? If so, your next task is to liberate the pussies. Free your clitoris from the harmful masculine ideology that seeks to suppress your genitals. Your body, your choice, right?

My God, until "nipple liberation" becomes socially acceptable, at least we are fortunate to have a treasure trove of pornography at our disposal to keep us busy. Oh, and if the bitch refuses to release her nipples, try the "Deep Nude" app... It's an AI program that will take a picture of any woman and approximate whether or not she looks like she's naked. Basically, it's like applying an x-ray gr... I'm sure the creators of this site chose her because of her phenomenal boobs, and dedicated a boob-centric site to her, which I'd love to see. But, as an aside, this site is pretty fucking cool, and an easy and streamlined way to browse through a huge collection of big-boob porn. Great way to go.

Veterans of the big tits porn game

This site has been around since 2001 (a feat in itself), and in a way, it's obvious from the moment you visit Lana's Big Boobs homepage. It looks as if it is from another era, 2001 to be exact. This means that the creators of the site probably didn't see the need to redecorate the site for almost 20 years. And while it doesn't look terrible, it certainly could use a makeover. A little modernization. As it is now, it looks somewhat clunky and outdated. I think it's time for a revamp.

However, the look of the site does not detract from its functionality at all. Frankly, it's much better organized and easier to use than many of the better-looking sites out there, and there is a detailed and comprehensive way to browse the big-boobed bimbos featured on Lana's Big Boobs. You can browse models alphabetically (by name), by hair color, body shape, cup size (from D to L+ [I didn't know there was such a thing...]) and ethnicity. You can even filter models by whether their boobs are natural or not. Additionally, there is a section dedicated to MILFs. Many other porn sites could definitely learn from "Lana's Big Boobs," at least in terms of content organization possibilities.

Another cool thing about this site is the ability to rate models. As a result, Lana's Big Boobs uses a ranking system to bring you the top big-breasted porn stars in the world (at least according to this community). Each girl is scored on a 10-point scale. Take part in this ranking and let everyone know which boobs you like the best.

Do your homework before you bone jerk!

There is one downside to this site. And it is a major one. That is the fact that there is no porn here, which is a real shame because Lana's Big Boobs could have easily been the #1 big boob site on the web if it wanted to be. All they need to do is post a video along with the model's profile. Even if it is just one sample or something it would help. Anytime to help me fap on.

But I guess that is not the purpose of this site. This is rather where you go in time to do some research ... And there is certainly enough research to do with this wide list of big tits; Lana's Big Boob database currently has 2,419 models and the list is constantly growing.

So this site is not for those looking for a quick cum. But it will definitely help you cum down the road. I am not sure if this site is