LegalPorno

Legal pornography. Hey you. You're looking for a legit double penetration flick, right? How about an enclosed orgy? I know where to find legal squirting movies and legal anal penetration movies. Since you seem like a good citizen, I'm sure you just want to watch teenagers getting stretched out by multiple dicks in some filthy, legal porno movie. Leave everything else to hooligans with knives, curse words and tattoos. What you are looking for is something like LegalPorno.

What's in a (perfectly legal) name?

Honestly, I am going to tell you. The first time you sent me a link to LegalPorno.com, I cleared my chat logs and microwaved my hard drive. The vast majority of pornography on the Internet is legitimate, and to name it as such makes something seem a little fishy. An undercover cop posing as a premium escort once told me it was perfectly legal to pay her for a blowjob and golden shower. But as soon as I paid her, I bought a one-way ticket to the sex offender database.

But I was curious, so I decided to take a look at the URL, which kept popping up. At first glance, it looks like a basic free tube setup. There is a large grid of porn thumbnails that move when you hover your mouse over them, but it is a dirty one.

The clips are first sorted by Recommended, and LegalPorno seems to know exactly what I like. The first thumbnail shows a bitch in a fishnet on her hands and knees and another bitch in a fishnet with her entire foot up a girl's asshole. The next thumbnail depicts a teenager "squirting" around while being fucked by a roomful of men. There's also an interracial DP, a BDSM orgy filled with wildly stuffed holes and tight straps, and double anal penetration by an acrobatic little teen nympho.

A quick peek at the studios page reveals that Regal Porn offers cinematic sex from a number of studios; you won't find really big players like Reality Kings or Brazzers, but there is a good mix of new outfits. Some of the names are pretty blatant about what they specialize in; I wonder what First Gape, Hairy Gonzo, and American Anal are putting out.

I think I know why this site gets over 20 million hits a month. It's because they are all dirty, filthy sex videos. I mean, I'm pretty sure it is. To find out for sure, I'd have to click on these thumbnails and do some academic research on the assholes of beautiful women who have been brutally beaten.

After all, this may not be a free tube.

Even before you hit the play button on the clip, you can tell something is a little off. There's a big button at the top that says "GET FULL VIDEO - Join Us". As you start the video, you see a girl fantastically playing with a dildo the same size as her arm, but alas, it's just a preview montage. But alas, it is just a preview montage.

After three minutes, she flushes a lot of saliva onto her tongue, then waves goodbye to the camera. The button appears again that says you can watch the whole thing in full HD when you join. No price or anything is listed, so I decide to click on it and take a look.

I enter my email address and select a password, but still no price is shown. I see the description on the side says I can stream and download scenes and photos, suggest new scenes, and get discounts on paid content. Frankly, I'm more interested in the 1900+ free scenes, which are all available for free.

And then boom. Here it is. The next screen asks you to enter your credit card number; LegalPorno is asking for US$30 per month to access their collection of dirty porn. Unless you enjoy fetish movies or high-end lesbian scenes, you pay the same price as any other user.

This seems a bit like bait and switch. The site looks like a free sex tube, but when you try to watch it, it asks you to sign up. Then they offer "free" fuck movies and don't admit that everything costs money until you give them your email address.

Talk about a complicated fee structure.

LegalPorno's fee structure is a bit complicated: for 30 bonuses, you usually get unlimited access to all of the pay sites, but here you get a lot of tickets. These tickets can be exchanged for pornography. The triple penetration gap video I just tried to watch is 5.8 tickets and claims "up to 50% discount". You can also purchase them for $8.70 without becoming a member.

The "free" videos they say are only "free for members," which is just another way of saying "premium content that is not completely free. Someone who has only done the first step of signing up (entering their email and password) is not considered a member. A member is someone who pays, not someone who has an account.

I do not like this payment structure at all, and I am sure I am not alone. However, LegalPorno gets a lot of damn traffic for a site with confusing rates. Again, there is an obvious explanation: this porn is really fucking dirty.

How dirty?

This name, I'm kind of getting the idea. I want you to know that this is legal pornography, even though it is a step or two above the vanilla porn that your parents masturbate to. This shit is hardcore to the core. The latest scene added to this site features a freaky gang bang in which a girl eats a fleshy pink rosebud coming out of her co-star's ass after getting anally pounded hard. This bitch is throwing a meaty salad.

Group sex, gaping, and getting multiple cocks per hole are recurring themes in all the latest updates; LegalPorno has some 3,500 videos of women stretching their rectums and vaginas into black grooves that no light can reach. Right now there are only 132 scenes of triple anal penetration, but let's be honest: who else has 132 scenes of triple anal penetration?

Regal Pono's genre page gives you quick on-demand access to your favorite filth. It's a pretty good, quick overview of the site's overall depravity. Of course, you'll find all the typical blonde, brunette, and fellatio scenes. However, there are more clips of real kinky scenes such as anal licking, fisting, giant toys, prolapse, burp farts, etc. than any other site.

They currently have over 1200 scenes of ATOGM action. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the rapidly changing acronym in the porn world, it stands for Ass to Other Girl's Mouth. Damn, I love filthy hookers.

LegalPorno certainly has its drawbacks. It looks like a free tube, and I fucking hate that they won't admit that you have to pay until you sign up for the "free" teen squirt videos. Pornpay sites' fee structures are not always clear-cut, but LegalPorno complicates matters further with its ticketing system.

On the other hand, the absolute nastiness of the smut that is displayed goes a long way to compensate for these shortcomings. If you like to see two or three dicks in a hole that usually only fits one, this site is a pretty good source. Likewise, if you like gaping, kinky things like a porn star sticking another porn star's foot up her asshole, this may just be your new jam.

LegalPorno is a real draw for masturbators who generally find hardcore porn a little too soft. They offer material from a number of studios, each of which push the boundaries of what the human body can do and how far a hole can stretch. If you are looking to elevate porn to the next level of kinkiness, take a look.