SF Girls

Oh hell, Nutaku. It has been a long time since I have been here. I feel like I have only reviewed actual pussy for the past two weeks. I need some colored tits in my life, I've been told that not playing porn games for more than a week is enough to drive any man insane. I need to get laid so I can live. But if I were stranded alone in a remote area with internet access, I would spend half my time playing porn games. It's the only game worth playing. Well, that and Skyrim with the boob mod. Those are the two games worth playing.

The latest from Nutaku comes to us, an Android-only game called SF Girls. The game takes place in space, so SF probably stands for science fiction. I like to think the game stands for "slut-fucking". Because I like to fuck sluts. And there are certainly plenty of sluts in this game to fuck you. But this is a Nutaku title and all, you have to do a thousand boring things first to win pussy. You get free pussy at the start of the game, but then you have to rank up. You have played Nutaku games before. You know how gacha works. You know how gacha works. First they tease you, then they look at the nudity, then they casually encourage you to consider spending money. That's the cost of doing business.

The Story of the SF Girls

I'm going to tell you my interpretation of this story, because taking it as is would raise the plagiarism flag. Besides, this story is more fun to tell with my colorful interpretation. The story takes place in the middle of a luscious fuck-all in a galaxy far, far away. Three centuries after the discovery of a powerful, magical, mysterious giant testicle, something extraordinary happens: for 300 years, the magical power of the aforementioned testicle kept humanity safe and hopeful. How? Why? I have no idea. Apparently, mankind was savage and out of control, but ever since the arrival of giant magical testicles, they've made peace with each other.

That is, until this year. After just 312 years of peace, the invaders demanded magical giant testicles and came to destroy life as you know it. You firmly believe in the value of giant testicles and despite being only a young and inexperienced military commander, you must recruit prostitutes and fight off every strange creature that comes your way armed and dangerous.

Menu Gameplay

Being a mess, the game has several game modes that are interchangeable, but we will start with the most important of them all, the main menu. This is the section between the combat and sex scenes, and it is also where you spend your money. But at the same time, it is also where you recruit prostitutes to join the war for you. You can also avoid getting involved in the war by equipping yourself with items and optimizing your build. The Combat

I was actually expecting to see more gameplay from this part of the game. I saw a preview of the game before I played it and thought it looked a lot like Plants Vs. Zombies. I know it's called a tower defense game, which is kind of inaccurate. But it's more like a complete clone of "Plants Vs. Zombies" than a casual tower defense game. There are slots to put girls on, and enemies enter the lane from the right and move to the left. The girls act automatically and you hope that you do enough to finish the level. That's it. It is truly Plants Vs. Zombies with prostitutes.

You would think there would be a challenge in how to place the prostitutes, but that doesn't really seem to be the case. You can place them just fine. The real challenge is in the babe you unlock, which is either luck-driven or money-driven. And since this is a mess, you can't just pay for success. You have to gamble. Either for free or for money.

Smut Scenes.

There is a long sex scene at the start of the game, then several more in an hour, and then... Nothing for a while. These girls become more and more fond of you as time goes on. So the more you fight, the more these girls level up and the more chances you have to see them naked. In addition to that, there are scenes that are important to the story, such as when you are wrapping up a chapter, where you get to see them regardless.

Those are very hot uncensored hentai scenes, so I have no complaints. Also, there are some 3D elements. I don't mind it at all. If anything, it makes the scenes look more realistic. It's 2D artwork on a canvas, but if you shift it around a bit, it kind of looks good. Either way, you will be jacked off. These are great scenes that are worth the effort. I don't know if they are worth the money, but they are definitely worth blowing into. The style is classic hentai with a touch of the West. Those touches are, of course, nipples and pussies. They are hotter than the average second rate hentai you may have seen in the past.

Art Style

In general, this is a very well drawn game. In gameplay, you will see cute versions of the women you will be corrupting at a later date in HD. However, their breasts are bigger than their heads, so everything is even. Sometimes I wonder how these women stay upright. You would think that gravity would force them to walk upside down. If you threw them in the ocean, they would definitely sink with their heads underwater. Those boobs don't float. They're not fake. There's a ton of mass in there.

Speaking of boobs, I give it a 10. They are all gorgeous. They range from huge to absolute. Some of them are so young that they're clearly teenagers, but still.