Pahindot

Fuck Mary Kill is a game I played as a kid, often in barroom conversations, where you choose from three candidates who you want to marry, have sex with, or kill. The candidates are usually celebrities, but there are also real people.

For example, of these three choices, I would marry Zoe Kravitz, fuck Rihanna and kill Beyonce. It's particularly complicated, but I think you get the point.

F.M.C. Race, ed.

A racist but fun variation of this game was invented where you pick a race, fuck, marry and kill them. Is this a game you can play in polite company. Of course not, but it's great to play with friends.

There are a few strict rules that I always follow. First, always kill white people. It's fun, no one gets mad, and white bitches are often annoying. Second, always marry an Asian woman. No one knows how to be a better wife than Asians.

So, if you have an all-white cast in the regular game, who do you choose to kill. I usually base my decision on the number of colonies a person owns and how much alcohol they can handle. Needless to say, I marry many Irish women.

If they were all Asian, who would I choose as my wife? It depends on a case-by-case basis, but I stick to marrying a Filipino.

Filipinas are not respected in the porn world. Everyone is so into Japanese and Korean bitches that they forget about Filipinas. That's a big mistake.

Filipino women are sexy, they love their bones, they're homely, what more does an alpha male like me need. All I need is a hot pussy who will clean my house, fuck me and make me sandwiches.

Filipino women have unique and exotic faces that turn my penis inside out. His dark hair, caramel skin tone and brown eyes are enough to make any man's pants come off. Add to that their petite bodies and plump lips and you have a recipe for cream pie.

These women are also passionate. They are not the type who will lie in bed like a dead fish while you do the hard work. They have no problem jumping on your dick backwards cowgirl style and giving you an unforgettable ride.

One of my favorite things about dating Filipinos is their resilience. Life in the Philippines is never easy, so the pussy grows fast. Filipino women are the opposite of arrogant women who want to be given everything. You can leave a Filipina in the woods for a week and she will survive just fine. They don't have to worry about bitching and they don't have to ask for help with stupid things.

They are very smart and quick on their feet within their skills. There is no better bitch to help you in an emergency. If you get mugged on a street corner, don't be surprised if she beats the guy up.

What I like best about these bitches is their housework. They are family friendly, take care of the house and make sure dinner is ready. So yeah.

But there's a price to pay for that. ЯWhile the webcam category focuses on masturbation, the home shooting section is full of sexy bitches getting fucked in the ass.

And the sluts are enjoying the show. Pinay likes to film every inch of her naked body until she reaches orgasm. Pinayas can cum many times. It's an evolutionary form of survival on the island. If every bitch doesn't have five screaming orgasms a day, everyone gets eaten by a tiger. It's a scary but fun solution.

Filipino women are the best women on the planet. Sex with them is like tasting wine aged in a barrel. It's something to be appreciated. You will never get sex, but seeing them in Pahindote is the best thing you can think of.

My complaint about this place is the pop-ups. Not only are they intrusive, but they don't even sell ad space. All that appears is a link to Google. For some reason, the pop-up eva.