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I like the sound of Pervert Tube Premium better than the usual YouTube stuff. "You" can be just about anyone, but we already know that the video hosting giant screens out perverts. I've been banned from YouTube countless times for just trying to post my adventures, but I have a feeling I won't get banned from this site. In fact, I might even feel at home.

Of course, one wonders what kind of pornography we're talking about. Some call online dick-waving masturbation "perversion," but that doesn't just apply to the weird anti-pornography crowd. (PervertTubePremium.com describes that it includes "the most extreme and twisted pornography" and is aimed at the more degenerate deviants. If the usual sex tubes are too vanilla for you, perhaps this archive of free border-pushing porn will excite you.

What's so kinky about PervertTubePremium.

I have to admit, when I saw the title, I thought it was going to be another all-you-can-eat porn movie. This is just the most common format of free adult sites. I've reviewed hundreds of them here on ThePornDude, and you don't have to be a professional masturbator like me to see plenty of them. You can probably guess that the overall picture I'm presenting is full of the same sample paysite and classic Mia Khalifa scenes you see on many other sites.

As soon as I saw the miniatures on Pervert Tube Premium, I knew right away that this was not the place. It's full of boobs, pussy, dicks and anuses, as you'd expect from a tube. Like everywhere else, the top page is filled with doubles, threesomes, group sex scenes, webcam solo antics, blowjobs, pussy eating and lesbians.

However, each of the typical sounding pornographic scenes I've mentioned has its own twist. The oral sex scenes involve injections of brown mud mixed with common fluids, the lesbians are covered in homemade Nutella, and the group sex scenes are literally a fecal orgy. The last of these is an amateur POV movie about dick riding, which isn't unusual until you see a wife pooping on her husband's dick while he's bouncing.

Thus, PervertTubePremium.com is more than just a date tube. Poop porn dominates the latest videos, but there is actually a wide variety of extreme porn. Flip through a few pages of the latest and you'll find midget sex, twins fucking a man in a public park, hairy pussy masturbation and anal fisting of an 18-year-old. There was also hardcore BDSM, pussy videos, maredoma and balbusting. Plus some scatology.

Indeed, coprophilia intersects with many other sub-genres, kinks and niches: the PervertTubePremium category page has brown bars on the miniatures of amateur, Asian, BBW, BDSM and deepthroat, which further confirms. There's so much poop in this movie, you'll have a hard time jerking off if you don't like poop. A room full of Brazilian cowboys may seem appealing to those who consider themselves perverts, but the vomit and poop in this scene will probably alienate all but the most troubled and stinky adherents of the genre.

I noticed the Actors page on Kinky Tube Premium, so I looked it up. Indexes of models and porn stars are very common on all adult sites, but I never saw any recognizable women on the front. I also didn't find complete images of women on the menu. There are plenty of sexy women who eat shit and draw shit on each other, but they are all sexy amateurs and fetish models. Anyone expecting to see Abella Danger beating herself up with a dildo will unfortunately go home in a blue balloon.

There's a lot of weird porn out there.

Obviously, with a focus as bizarre as the ones they sell on PervertTubePremium, the library won't be the huge archive you'd expect from the Tube, where you can put anything you want. Still, the collection here isn't bad for a small, deeply niche porn site. As of this writing, there are about 500 extreme sex movies online to watch or download. I would tell you how often this site adds new releases, but the download dates are nowhere to be found.

Honestly, it's hard to get excited about poop movies. It's even harder on sites like Kinky Tube Premium than it is on regular porn sites. When the discomfort comes up, I can't stop getting an erection, I can't eat my lunch, and I get anxious.So I clicked on a thumbnail featuring two naked blondes called "Perv Blonde Twin Sisters Fucking A Dude In the Public Park," a 16-minute video that has almost 1,500 views and is actually one of the less popular content on the site. Even a recent movie with a black Brazilian lesbian in tight clothes has already garnered over 17,000 views, so maybe I'm not thrilled, or maybe I'm just rooting for the underdog.

I hit the play button and the blondes popped up on the screen. There's a little interview in the intro, similar to what PornDudeCasting does with porn stars. Only it takes place in a public park, not on a one-room couch. The sexy accents make you immediately want to watch these girls have sex.

The problem is that you only see the first minute. After that, you have to pay for a premium account or wait a few hours to download the whole thing. Despite the name, PervertTubePremium.com is not really a tube, at least in the traditional sense. You can't stream full movies for free like other sites, but you can download anything you want. Aside from all sorts of poop, full-length downloads are one of the biggest gimmicks on this site.

Plan your porn and poodle games, buddy.

If there's one complaint about Pervert Tube Premium, it's that they post their files on a file blocking service. If you've ever visited porn download blogs or porn sharing forums, you're already familiar with this setup. While this is a good way to run such a niche fetish site, it has its problems, especially for masturbators who want a completely free experience.

Unless you sign up for a premium file hosting account, the site won't allow you to stream full movies. Free users will also have download speeds reduced to dial-up speeds. This means that you will have to wait hours for your dirty movies, and you are limited to a certain number of downloads per day.

Essentially, this means that you have to plan your masturbation sessions in advance. Considering how much deep fetish porn usually costs, this is definitely a cheap option. You can load it up before you go to bed or before you leave for work, or when you wake up in the morning or when you get home. Just like viewers did in the days of dial-up. Welcome to the future, motherfuckers.

It should be noted that not all movies are free. For example, the movie about the twins that I tried to watch is only available to premium Fboom members. At $20 a month, it's cheaper than the pay sites, but it has already blown my monthly masturbation budget. I'll check it out again another time.

Like any good extreme porn site, PervertTubePremium.com is definitely not for everyone. In fact, the average pervert is likely to avoid this site and try to pull to their side. But on the other hand, if you like watching girls draw, you'll love this place. The site consists of three keywords: moe moe, heal, heal, heal, heal.