Pornky

Pornky.com is a name that rolls off the tongue in a funny way, like trying to eat pussy after licking batteries. It conjures up images of fat cartoon pigs getting into threesome movies and naughtier versions of 1981 comedies about teenagers getting laid. It is, in fact, another free porn tube.

Pornky has been around for a while, but I spotted it because its traffic has doubled in the last six months. This internet game is not easy, but these fuckers are suddenly pulling in about 10 million visitors a month. As a researcher in the art of masturbation, I simply have to know what turns my fellow freaks on.

Let my wife know how much I love anal.

I love how all the porn sites are asking for notifications to be displayed these days, and Pornky is no different. The moment the page loads, before I have a chance to do anything, I get a box that says, "Do you mind if dirty sex randomly pops up on your screen from time to time?" I clicked "yes" because I'm in the library, but home masturbators probably shouldn't.

It's kind of like how a lot of sites have a button on Facebook to instantly share an interracial fist-fuck movie with your grandma. They are trying to publicize that you are a perverted deviant, not realizing that everyone already knows that, to Pornky's credit, there are no social media icons. But there is an old-fashioned email button.

Is the lack of instant Twitter sharing because Pornky is old? How old? The domain existed in 2002, before the sex tube took over the Internet. I couldn't find a copyright date on the site, so I don't know how long they've been offering smut. The layout isn't fancy, but it doesn't look old. Just a little bit.

Take a stroll through the latest fuck flick.

Pornky's default view is "Latest HD Porn" first. I don't know if it's a coincidence, but the girls in the first two thumbnails are in the exact same poses from the exact same angles. They each have their legs spread wide apart and are riding hard with their dicks stuffed in the air.

If you look closely, you can see that the Chinese girl is in the ass and the black girl is in the tits. But they look so much alike that I screenshot them and sent them to my mom.

It's a mix of different things, but there seems to be a few patterns. A lot of Asian films, and a lot of MILFs. There are a lot of rough stuff, including Japanese MILFs being attacked and fucked by their neighbors, college girls being punished, bad masked men and poor innocent girls, clips promising ANAL TERROR, and so on.

And, of course, there are the usual porn standards: want to see a teenage girl get spanked for the first time? Take your pick. There are plenty of anal cherries being popped on Pornky today.

There are slightly more Indian, Arab, and mysterious "exotic" labeled women than your usual porn site. Perhaps it has something to do with the site's immense popularity in India.

Hidden family secrets are revealed, sort of.

I was going to write that, like all perverts, Indians love incest. But Pornky dropped the ball in the popular category.

When I looked at the top page, I noticed a lot of things that touch on taboo subjects. Lots of stepbrothers experimented with it and stepfathers took advantage of it. There is a lesbian scene between a mature, sexy woman and her stepdaughter that looked so hot I almost jumped on the thumbnail.

When I realize that the site is full of that kind of pseudo-family fucking, I get pretty excited. I get out the lotion, fire up the old mechanical vagina, and scan the category selection in the left sidebar; Pornky has hundreds of videos listed under the Tattoo category, but no Taboo category, and I'm not sure if that's because the site has no category for Taboo.

Sometimes we create our own confusing terms rather than conform to the terms used by other sites. In one I saw the other day, all BBWs were buried under the "Large Women" tag, making it impossible for chubby chasers to find their prey. I thought perhaps Pornky might be doing something similar in the Taboo section. (BTW, there is no bold section here either).

I also took a quick look at the category pages. Basically all categories are covered. Do you want "Flirtation", "Big Tits", or "Double Penetration"? Yes, I would. Straps, Orgy, Teacher. No problem. Sex Toys, Solo, Squirting. Absolutely. Incest, taboo, family. Sorry, you fucking pervert, but this is a fine site. You can't find it in the search bar.

I don't know if this is an intentional omission or just a gross blunder, but damn. Bummer.

I'll save this for later.

Even without a category, I can get to that mommy and stepdaughter lesbian scene from the front page, and as evidence of Pornky's weak filing system, this clip is only categorized as Full HD Porno, Big Tits, Lesbian, and Pornstar Porno.

For this reason, most smut sites have both categories and tags. Categories are super broad and only tell you so much. More specific tags make it easier to find videos that contain exactly what you want: lesbian MILFs fingering and blonde teens cowgirling.

At least the video plays without problems; it started in 480p, but after the initial buffering I had no trouble viewing it in HD. A woman can teach a girl a lot in 25 minutes. The little slut's eyes roll back in her head as she gets her pussy eaten by a woman with years of practice.

This generational encounter is a beautiful thing. It's inspiring, really. So much so that I'm going to save it to show my own children someday. The download button below the video allows you to download MP4s in a variety of qualities, from 240p to full 1080p HD.

Rumblings from the Hairy Peanut Gallery

Look at the comments section below the Pornky clips. The kind of people who comment on free sex tubes usually have something vulgar to say, but these fuckers take it to another level.

In this lesbian incest scene, one guy asks an informative and relevant question." Her name." Of course, this gets no response. Another guy demands "more Japanese videos" even though they are a couple of blonde white women.

Most of the comments are dickish. One anonymous commenter writes "Sex" and another writes "Sex yeah". A Pornky user who took the time to register an account wrote "Hat" and another nobody wrote "Hot".

What is most interesting is that these comments are apparently moderated. When I posted mine, I got the message "My comment has been submitted for review. I hope I can maintain a high level of discourse while admiring the nice boobs and vaginas in the video.

I use an adblocker so spam was not a major issue. Not more than you would expect from a free tube. You are basically paying for a titty fuck movie that is spanking it by watching dick pill ads. If you really thought you were getting something for nothing, sorry for busting your bubble.

Pornky's is not a terrible free tube. However, there are omissions in the category menus and the entire filing system that frustrate many people. If you usually search your free tubes for taboo or BBW movies, you are out of luck here. I am sure there are other common genres they left out, but it might be worth a look if you are not a mom fucker or chubby chaser.