PornXP

PornXP. will there ever be a shortage of free porn sites on the Internet. Of course not. You're looking for a good reason to keep your penis in your hand, but there's never enough time for all the bells and whistles. Of course you do. You don't want to dig into your pussy before you grab your dick, you want to get fucked right now, and Pornxp can help you do that. No frills, no frills, just a front page full of hot sluts ready to jump on your loose cock for your entertainment.

Pornxp is only three years old, but it takes me back to the old days when the Internet first brought up pussy. He has such a sweet smell. There was no way to waste precious computing power on sophisticated nonsense. My Pentium 2 was a calculator with 80085 typed in. Now get those naked bitches naked and get my dick out of the way.

Plain and simple, plain and simple porn.

There's nothing better than watching a one-legged bitch dressed like Pikachu rocking a hole in a truck stop, but one-legged chicks are the best because most of them have two legs. Life is about balance, and so is erectile dysfunction. And that's why Pornxp's mission is to make "reverse cowgirl" a treasure. God willing, this hot cum lover repeatedly sucks and fucks on camera.

The layout couldn't be simpler. Wade through an endless sea of categories and beat your dick until it becomes a stump. The home page is a magnificent wall of debauchery for viewing pleasure. Menu options are minimal. You can filter by "new" or "best" if your orbs narrow your search. The search bar is hidden in the corner if you're looking for the brightest and hottest ideas.

I've noticed in the past that simple desktop layouts can be a disaster for mobile devices. They don't use a variety of mobile formats or the ones used are clunky and sloppy. Now I can run this site with minimal brainpower, and Pornxp wonders why any site ignores it at all. A simple top-down scroll is all it takes to supply my rod with the dirt it needs to unscrew the nuts in the Walmart parking lot next door. Whether it's that hard, Pornxp thinks not.

The old-school energy used by Pornxp means two things. First, load times are short. (It probably had 34 tabs open at one time, and second, there's no garbage or filler. Throw in a dart, and I assure you, you'll get to videos of sexy pussies, mouths and assholes dug like oil wells. The time between wanting to masturbate and actually masturbating is cut in half. I don't know about you, but I have a lot to do today.

So, you drive a car with a manual transmission and like to take a more active role in the process. For those of you who do, there's a solid, but not exhaustive, tag list under the video selection. The tag list is a bit underwhelming, but separating the topic list from the index mHowever, even if I don't click to see it, I like to scroll past the occasional ampersand. I can get them into Rolodex for later use. As soon as I'm ready for it. If you're used to looking for debauchery on the Internet, you may feel like you've been to a church service after visiting this site. Even the broken clock is probably right twice a day.

Sometimes pop-ups appear, and some videos are accompanied by ads that you can skip. Everyone has to make money. With ads, I don't have to spend my hard-earned money to put some meat on it. Porn gods know that there are plenty of pay sites to save money.

Whatever gets you excited, you have to appreciate its straightforward approach. Pornxp reminds me that great porn is, in its simplest form, fucking naked people. I don't want to say anything about Casablanca, but Endgame made more money than it did; the steaks at Ruth's Chris may be good, but who hasn't been to Applebees. After all, there's nothing like hot pussy and great quality video. That's all you need.