PsstAudio

Psst audio. I can say that I live an exciting life. Between work and play, I keep my lizard brain running at that pace every day. Three Albanian hikers dressed as the Queen's guards could be seen having sex with a cheerleader in the woods with an open golf umbrella. Or maybe swing by your local Love and Tag for tacos on Tuesday (see what I did there.). I'm often too lazy to even do that, so I call out my favorite sex line.

I've been talking to women on the phone for years. Something about the soothing voice of a woman talking about a full ball helps empty the bag. The problem with complaints on the phone is that I have to interact with them in some way. I don't always have to talk to stupid women.

ASMR and other all-voice media are perfect for these moments. All the filth you want can be pumped out of your headphones without any human contact. I don't watch porn to make friends.

Psstaudio is the best place to go for all the worst (best read) dirty talk. There is almost nothing you can't find in Psst. The design of the site is basic and approachable. We now recognize grays and yellows. These guys are dedicated to smut for your listening pleasure.

There is not much information on this site because these people only do one thing. The main menu has links to the front page, search, and login. The front page lists recently added entries.

Above the audio files is a small menu that can be used to filter the results. This includes viewing all audio, scripts, and text. All selections consist of links to authors. Many artists are prolific, so there are definitely more if you like them.

User-generated content

All content on Psst is user-generated. These artists are passionate about creating the most original smut that fits your ears. The creativity of these people knows no bounds. Sometimes he thinks he should pick three words from a random word generator and move on from there.

As I traveled through the site, I found many exciting storylines. Nothing is too weird or too extreme for Psst. They take pride in posting everything they receive as long as they don't bully other users.

Fuck Karen

Karen's metaphor is alive and well in her Psst. If you want to hatefuck, she's the bitch to do it.These run bets from her mom pitching Girl Scout cookies to 'my food got cold, fuck me' .

Moms are a big theme on this site. If it's someone's mom, including your mom, she's fucked with a Psst. your best friend's mom. Extremely. Neighbor's mother. Extremely. your mother's mother. was raped twice.

In fact, it's open to the whole family. I don't think I've ever seen the word "step" before. No, these are kin bitches, deal with that. I've never even seen the word cousin. These are true blue siblings and parents. God Bless America.

Video games

Video games are all up and down Psst. As you can expect now, Mrs. Dimitresco is everywhere. The artist has her do everything from being your mom to growing her huge dick. WNBA players must be getting knocked left and right these days.

Humiliation and shame are big themes. Shame is often combined with other events. If you've already heard about having sex with your mom, you might be ashamed of it.

Fantasies of reality are common. It's like being a rock star, putting on a big show, and having sex with all your favorite fans in the dressing room. Or work on a movie set and have sex with the most famous actresses. The theater of the mind can take us anywhere.

No site full of sexual misconduct is complete without tentacles. They're all out of this bitch. They pop your mom's pussy, crawl off the walls, and catch the train home from work. Tentacles are known all over the world for their superior athleticism. You can't extract that kind of dexterity from a human cock.

Cuckolds appear in almost every scene. Why not add that extra layer of debauchery. Shame on you for adding so little to your script. If you're already fucked by tentacles, you can also make a significant other watch.

L stands for Labia

Romance isn't completely dead on Psst, but it's treated as a dirty word. Love was the only censored word I could find. It's called an L-bomb. It's usually like a bitch dog dies, her friendly neighbor swoops in to comfort her, and eventually she finds his huge dong. Then there's tension for a while before they ravage each other.

I certainly can't rule out the magic fucky, all kinds of witches, sorcerers and sorcerers slap pussy on her Psst. If I could change my cock to whatever size I wanted, I would want to have sex all day long. Trust me; these roosters are turning into anything you think is possible. Not to mention the Staff, Sepulcure, and Wands. I think the magic tool is a dildo waiting in the rafters.

Magical shit also flows into wild occult shit. The devil must have the best dick in all religions. That's part of the job. Burn, plunder, and fuck virgin Christians. It's a good life we can all only dream of. Luckily, Psst lets you hear the action.

Naturally, the sitcom doesn't shy away from his Psst treatment. Who doesn't want to fuck Hilary the Fresh Prince. how i met your mother. Like your mom grew a 9 inch cock and fucked my best friend right in front of me.

Fuck someone with AIDS. Indeed, why not fuck. Magic Johnson seems to be doing better than ever.

Sometimes someone confuses this site with Soundcloud. As you can imagine, people who make that mistake also make weird music. Industrial electronica in general.

If your mind is rotten (of course you are, you are reading this), you can find everything you need on Psst. Many artists get commissions if for some reason they don't already exist. When you're a starving artist, don't turn down anything.

No website has a detailed description of the content. It's not possible to create thumbnails for audio, so everything that happens in the title is included. As you work your way through the site, you'll get a feel for the recurring keywords. Psst may have its own language.

Thank you.

This site is nothing without contributing artists. These people spend hours bringing on the worst corruption possible. Pour one for the real thing. If anyone is reading this right now, let me thank you on behalf of the world. As long as we perverts are in Psst, that means we're not wandering the streets scaring normal people.

Even God failed to build the Garden of Eden, so you can't expect much more from a website. The first thing I noticed is that the front page is only one page. You can't scroll randomly without something specific to search for. I got around this by searching for common terms. Shit like "sex" and "cum".

Many, but not all, files contain scripts with audio. I wish they all did. Great for scanning content before playing it. I want to make sure this goes where I think it will go. I can understand why some people feel like this is ruining their surprise.

Psst has a great collection of original audio content. Give people the freedom to create and the Hive Mind will give you everything they need.