Rub Rankings

I thought RubRankings was a cheap pastiche of ThePornDude, with boring guys who swear a lot, giving their no-nonsense opinions about free tubas, sites and other shoals. I wasn't one of them, but you can blame me. I'm always on the lookout for people like that because there have been a lot of them lately. Even if all that goes through my DMs is the possibility of being touched tonight. Sorry for the misinformation.

RubRankings.com is actually a body massage and nuru massage directory. It's a new site, registered only a few months ago, but that hasn't stopped it from attracting the attention of erotic massage lovers like me. For such a directory to be really useful, all you need is a good selection of nimble ladies serving your area, so let's take a look at who's on the list and what other perks and whistles RubRankings offers.

Erotic stroking in my neighborhood.

I've noticed that many of the new rubdown directories have minimal aesthetics, sometimes just a simple header and a search bar on the front page, while Rub Rankings has a little more sexiness. The large header photo shows a woman's hand touching a man's back. It's clearly not an erotic image, but combined with the stylish purple and black color scheme, it definitely sets the mood. Its aesthetic is worthy of a strip club website, erotic photo archive, or mid-level pay-to-play website, and it makes you feel like you've come to the right place.

There's a "see cities" button at the top of the home page, where most people go straight to the list of regions. I love that they put a lot of time, effort and landing page real estate into wooing body love providers. They list some of their key benefits for massage therapists right on the front page.

I know many of you are reading this from a consumer perspective, but it's worth noting the benefits to massage therapists as well. Ultimately, the value you get from this site depends on how well you attract ads. A directory like this is worthless without ads, and Rub Rankings says it's "Built for Providers. A site for ISPs by ISPs." It has robust ISP protection, so maybe it's not nonsense.

The first ad is free, the others are $10 each, and they use anonymous payment methods like Bitcoin. To protect the ISP, they also host the site in a high data privacy country and offer permanent removal of ads on demand at all times. Honestly, I see both good and bad sides to this setup. While I certainly appreciate the added protection and how much it helps encourage fresh advertising, I worry that this system could contribute to an industry where scammers are already in abundance.

RubRankings.com is a new site, and perhaps that's why the documentation is a bit lacking. We couldn't find any information on vendor certification, so we assume they don't provide vendor certification. Some typical legal terms are listed, and there is a non-functioning glossary link in the footer that leads nowhere. I also encountered some weird quirks in the design where I had to highlight the entire page to read something. Hopefully these problems will be resolved as the site develops.

How to find an erotic masseuse

After looking around a bit, we decided to look for rub masseuses, which is the main topic of Rub-Rating. By clicking on Show Cities, I found that there are listings in cities all over the United States. The list is quite extensive and categorized by state. Chicago is the closest city to me as a professional masturbator and porn star, so I started my search there.

The good news is that even though it's a fairly new directory, it's already active, with 12 new listings from Chicago already posted today. If you live in or near a major city, you'll see fresh provider listings daily. New ads are more important than old ones because women are a hell of a lot more active and available. Just for the sake of ostracizing, I clicked on the end of the list. I think there is a reasonable chance that the "old" ads are still available because they are only displayed a few months ago.

I would like to be able to search by distance instead of selecting a city. This would give me more options to choose how far I am willing to go for a woman near me to reach out. I'm lucky enough to live near a metropolitan area, but for Ruby ranking users who live in rural areas, filtering by distance would be especially helpful.There are no filters to choose your preferred body type, race or services, but I found it helpful to delve into local listings in the search bar; searches for BBW, BBJ, Russian and GFE yielded several options for tonight's festivities. There seems to be plenty of adult entertainment on offer, including sensual and slippery massages.

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On RubRankings.com, the location and publication date of any city is displayed in the image menu. When she clicked on the last ad for Chicago, she saw a fat, pretty blonde girl in a matching bra and panties. This site allows providers to post lots of pictures, and it's very useful for giving you an idea of what you'll be paying for.

There's a little tip I always use on sites like this: try right-clicking on the photo and searching for the image. Sometimes fraudulent posts are filled with publicly available selfies from social media and stock images. In this case, I only found Babe's image on other massage and escort sites.

RubRankings doesn't have a bunch of different fields for providers to fill in their availability, prices, stats and other information. Instead, they can list their likes in a big note along with a picture. This woman says there are showers, different massage techniques and "pick your fantasy, there's plenty to choose from."

No registration is required to use this site. This means that everything listed, including contact information, services and prices, is in the public domain. Some women don't list their prices, but one blonde here asks $200 for a 30-minute session and $400 for a 90-minute VIP session. No need to be extravagant, she's beautiful as it is.

Why on the RubRankings page one of the benefits is that "you can read and leave reviews left by other users." Unfortunately, when I visited the site today, user reviews were not showing up. This is a common problem for this type of site, especially for new sites that are still building their user base. Nevertheless, this feature is one of the main things I pay attention to when I consider an erotic massage site or escort directory. Hopefully, this is another area that will improve as the site grows and gains in popularity.

Who knows. I may be the first user to post a review of this party girl here. As I dialed her number in my cell phone, I started thinking about the fun things that are about to happen and the tension that will be released. I plan to contact her as soon as I finish this article.

RubRankings.com may be one of the newest massage directories, but this site already has a sexy, growing selection of service providers across the country. I attribute this in part to an elegant presentation and enhanced privacy protections, and I look forward to seeing these reviews soon. The site is available without registration, so you can see who offers skills and services in your area.