Rule 34 Animated

You want to masturbate to cartoon porn. I know you want to, so you're reading this so I can introduce you to the best porn and change your dirty masturbation habits. There are many porn titles, but more than half of them suck, so call me "El Puto Hef," like the Spanish do, and erect a statue in my honor. So, with that, I present this series of Porno Mo Mo. Best wishes. Sit back and keep reading, because ThePornDude will do all the hard work for you.

If it exists, porn exists.

Have you heard of the rules of the Internet? This is a humorous list of informal rules of Internet behavior, or axioms, listing what the Internet is and how one should behave on it. There are many different rules, but today we present to you Rule 34. This is an Internet meme or slang that states that there is pornography on the Internet in every conceivable subject. This comical concept is usually depicted as fan art in which non-erotic subjects engage in sexual behavior. Think of the cartoons as depicting erotic people engaging in all kinds of depraved sexual behavior typical of erotic people.

Since we're here, let me introduce you to the site I'm reviewing today, R34anim.com. As far as I'm concerned, this site is a great source for anime porn and is full of really great anime porn videos. Considering I'm not the biggest fan of anime porn, I was very impressed. I don't understand why people are so turned on by watching anime, I prefer carnal girls and real porn, but I'm not here to criticize, I'm here to tell you about R34Anim, and maybe, just maybe, the content on this site will spark your interest in anime. Anyway, let's cut to the chase and take a look.

Cool, responsive design.

Site design often determines what you can expect, and the guys at R34anim.com have not disappointed in this regard either. It's the perfect balance of simplicity, visual appeal, and porn orientation. As soon as you launch the site, you can immediately start watching pornography. There are some hot videos of 3D cartoon sluts with their palates savored by all sorts of cocks, and the video miniatures (not animated) introduce you to this beautiful little world. There's no clutter, everything is neatly arranged in its place, and your viewing time should pass without fuss.

At the top of the home page is the title menu, which allows you to view content by all tags, long videos only, long with sound, long with sound, and top 10. On the far right is a basic search function for enthusiasts who want to search immediately, without the hassle.

Bonner Pill Ad Warning.

Right now, R34Anim provides all the content here for free. As a result, they have to make money somehow to pay their servers. I'm not making excuses for them. In fact, I'm not. I'm just trying to give some perspective to your dumb heads. Those who visit my site regularly know that I am consistent in my views on sites with advertising. That's why my site is 100% ad-free, and you should be prepared to see a few ads on R34Anim saying that if you take the mystery pill, your dick will get bigger. Hell, small dicks are the worst!

There are also a few banner ads and an offensive pop-up video on the right side. All in all, the ads aren't too overwhelming, and you can enjoy watching them. But you didn't think I'd let these guys off the hook, did you? Just install yourself an ad blocker and thank me later.

Now it's time to get down to business.

It's time to take a look at the main attraction of this site, namely the videos. The porn on this site is really damn good. I'm not going to brag about being an animation expert or anything like that. But I have to admit that my pants got a little bit off as I watched these videos. I almost felt the urge to pull my dick out until I remembered that this is a cartoon. Anyway, there are a lot of videos on this site, and as mentioned, many of them are based on games, movies and cartoons. So you can expect to see sexy versions of Tomb Raider, Metal Gear, Final Fantasy, League of Legends, etc. before you get to anime porn.

The videos are mostly shot in 3D and you can see these almost real babes riding dicks, sucking them, having orgies, threesomes, lots of anal and more. We also watched videos of unfolding scenarios between doctor and patient. There's nothing taboo here - we watched about 10 porn movies, and they all aired pretty smoothly. None of them buffered, and the site never slowed down. However, you do have to watch commercials for a few seconds before you watch the videos. I didn't like that, of course.

Shorter than your dick.

However, one thing we didn't like was the fact that we weren't happy to find that most of the videos here are short clips. In fact, the longest video is about five minutes long, and that's if you're lucky. However, it may be a hundredth of the length of other videos. Some are as short as five seconds. How do you cut a five-second clip? I understand that a lot of work went into creating the clip, but it's still too short. Your two-inch dick is sure to wilt in comparison. Besides, these videos are visited en masse by anime porn fans, most of them gaining about 10,000 views, despite the fact that they are so short. It's amazing. One 33-second video has garnered more than 38,000.