SayPornPlease

Say please porn and say thank you when you are done putting a new sticky crust under your desk. People are so rude these days. Even when giving sex flicks for free. I just want to encourage common courtesy. Even if few of you will thank the world's dealers for making your alone time more enjoyable. Hey, bone up on your old friend, the "porn guy". I'm having a hard time finding some of the most exciting porn out there.

Today, I'm going to give you a browser and a penis. The outdated free porn tube SayPornPlease. domain was just registered this month, but the copyright notice at the bottom says 1205 B.C. If they are telling the truth, this has been going on since the fall of the Bronze Age. If they are lying, no one will care.

Massive amounts of new porn every day.

I am going to go out on a limb and guess that SayPornPlease has not actually existed since the caveman era. This will pop up on the free tube in early March 2022, when the coronavirus makes your crackwhore blowjob a helluva lot more dangerous,Chloe. Porn sites are not necessarily known for their social, health and safety tips, but I really appreciate the proactive steps they have taken to limit the spread of the dreaded COVID-19.

The #BeSafe Notice linked in the footer of the site spells it all out in simple words and simple graphics. Stay home, wash your hands, watch a movie, then wash your hands again. Aside from the washing your hands part, this is probably your daily routine.

While world leaders tell their terrified citizens to live in hiding without the basic tools they need, SayPornPlease.com is absolutely doing its part to help them follow their explicit guidelines. In the few weeks that the site has been online, SayPornPlease already has about 800 free porn movies.

The front page looks like any other tube, which is honestly what one would want from a free porn site. The format is familiar: a row of "movies being watched" followed by "latest movies added to the site." The 20 newest flicks on the front page were all added in the past 24 hours, which is not a bad schedule at all, with dozens of new porn movies being updated daily. Since this is a video sharing site, the rate of updates should increase as the site gains momentum and traffic.

Top Porn Stars and Major Studio Fuck Movies

If you're like me and only watch a smattering of porn, you probably have at least a handful of favorite sluts in the industry, and one of the things you'll notice right away on SayPornPlease.com is that the place is drowning in top-quality professional porn. All of your favorite big name porn stars have been fucked on this site.

Valentina Nappi, Kimmy Granger, Little Caprice, and as I type this, people are cranking it up, exposing their sexy bodies to "watching video" thumbnails. Today alone, new uploads show Alina Lopez getting boned by an old man, Mia Malkova bouncing her luscious ass off a lucky guy, and MILF Riley Jenner jerking off and fucking her son-in-law in a taboo movie.

It's a high-end production from Say Porn Please. The big names and familiar faces are probably not that surprising. With premium porn from major studios, there are plenty of major porn stars to choose from.

Alina Lopez's movie is from PureTaboo, one of my favorite incest pay sites, Karla Kush fucking in a threesome on Tushy, Jessa Rhodes fucking on BBC in Blacked, Aubrey Sinclair with his bitchy sibling Bratty Sis fucking and more. The brother is sticking his face in Aubrey's pussy in the thumbnail, but I guess her attitude is OK. These are the movies added today.

In the sidebar, there's a list of dozens of premium sites that have material they can fuck for free movies from sites like BangBros, CumLouder, Reality Kings, Shoplyfter, Team Skeet and Tiny4K, so if you're a cheapskate Say Porn Please is the place for you.

Full Length Faps for Full Length Smut

All the thumbnails on the video page are stamped at 45:00, although none of the ones I saw were exactly 45 minutes. This is a bug and barely worth complaining about. More exciting to me is the fact that these are truly feature films.

I smiled when I saw Gianna Dior in the thumbnail wearing really fine clothes. Every time I saw her, I wanted to see more, so I clicked through to the video, a 30-minute scene from Property Sex called I Have a Boyfriend. No pop-ups or pop-unders because my spam blocker is activated, but as soon as I navigated to the video and pressed play, it started. It starts almost immediately, but you will immediately see pixels on the Property Sex logo, and this is not in HD. This is a bit of a bummer, especially if you plan to hokey on the big screen. But while the resolution of Say Porn Please isn't perfect for the eyes spoiled by modern technology, it's certainly good enough to get the blood pumping to your cock. On a cell phone or tablet, you probably won't even notice the low resolution.

Once the scene is set up, there is plenty of talking going on. I love Gianna's pretty face, but I didn't click play to listen to her chatter. I skipped ahead a few minutes to minimize buffering time and found her doing something more useful with that mouth of hers. It may be a vague description, but she's giving a world-famous blowjob, filmed in POV style, so you get to see lots of smiles and beautiful brown eye contact.

A sexy, hidden shot of a polite pervert.

Great scene, but exactly what I expected from the on-screen talent and film source. The icing on the cake would be a download button, but I'm not complaining because Property Sex costs $30 to watch. I can't even download it.

One thing that really surprised me with SayPornPlease is that I didn't really see any spam while I was visiting. I use an ad blocker and you should too, but usually get a couple of pieces that slip through the plugin. It tends to be a hell of a lot worse on sex sites with full-length/premium content in their catalog, and often there is really malicious spam that will infect your computer or try to steal your identity. I have not seen any of that crap here.

As I finished writing this review, I was reminded how polite these perverts are. Not only do they encourage you to mind your manners when you say "porn please", but they respect your boundaries instead of bombarding you with dick ads like the rest of us. It also has more useful and friendly information than municipal officials can provide, such as a coronavirus notice.

I see a lot of free sex tubes popping up on the web, and most of them fucking suck. I was prepared to chuck SayPornPlease.com into the same category of spammy minefields and phishing expeditions, but it is actually a decent site. They are pretty fucking new, but their catalog of celebrity smut is growing rapidly every day. The movies here are full length, so make sure you take time to take a nice, long spanking break before launching the site.