Shag2Night

If you're looking for Shag 2 Night, the title platform is probably the best place to try your luck - Tinder sounds like it's trying to start a fire, OKCupid sounds mediocre, but the name of this site suggests that in the next few hours some That means you're going to act. Instead of the non-neutral icons of fire, hearts and birds, the site features oral sex bordering on SFW. But don't worry, the icon is not a sign of a sexual relationship. If you're healthy either way, I'm not reviewing this clip, and my name is not ThePornDude.

Shag2Night.com claims to be "the number one site for sexual contact in the UK." Whether this is true remains to be seen, but with nearly a million visitors a month, they don't seem to be having any trouble. On the contrary, there seems to be more than enough activity on the site, and I feel like I'm pretty lucky. But, of course, this is exactly the kind of atmosphere I want from a dating site, so I wanted to stop by and take a look around.

Who Wants to Shag 2Night.

They say that first impressions are very important. Truth be told, I wasn't immediately impressed with Shag 2 Night when I first opened the landing page. It doesn't look too different from any other site you come across while browsing the free tube. There is a picture of a beautiful faceless woman in her underwear as a background image, as well as several rows of pictures of criminals at the bottom of the page, but other than that there is nothing else on the site.

This will give you a better idea of whether it is worth registering. Most sites don't allow it, probably because even fewer people will register on a crappy site, so is Shag2Night a crappy site. You won't know this until you fill out the registration form on the home page. Like many friendly sites, this form is all that's really on the front page.

At least registering is quick and easy. There are only a few fields on the form, and you are immediately sent an email with an activation link. Next, you'll be prompted to add a photo and go to the profile area to fill out all the details, but if you're still not sure it's worth the effort, you can just start peeking.

You'll be curious to see what you find when you go in - when we first did a search for members on Shag2Night, we found a huge selection of options for women of all ages and locations. Because of the structure of the site, it was hard to see the total number of members, but the women's pages and pages were showing up. We had to tweak the link spread to start digging faster, but we still couldn't get to the bottom.

Shag2Night.com has thousands of women registered across the UK. (Men, too. In fact, there are almost always more men than women on the friendship site, but I mention mostly women here because I know the readership.) Oddly enough, they all have "Now Online" displayed under their profile picture, even though they are hundreds of pages deep in the search results. So I'm more than skeptical of this statement, but I hope it means that these women have become active relatively recently.

There are so many women, but how do you choose.

Of course, you can't fuck every woman on Shag2Night.com. It doesn't matter how horny they are or how much Viagra they have. There are just too many logistical problems. That's why we had to cut down on a bunch of search results. The problem is that Shag2Night doesn't have a very good filter. Honestly, it's the skimpiest option I've ever seen on a dating site.

Users can type in their desired age group and choose a region from a list of 12, including places like the East Midlands, Southeast England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. There are also a few checkboxes to filter out users with photos and those who are currently online. That's about it. There are no distance filters for hair color, body shape, ethnicity, tattoos, smoking, desire to eat ass on a first date, or the distance you can travel for ass.

So I decided to get to work as soon as possible. I typed in my desired age range of 18-45, from MILF to experienced MILF, and specified the location - Greater London. Another click led to more sophisticated search results. As expected, there are hundreds of pages of chicks who seem to be looking for Shag2Night, which is an incredibly wide spread. It says "Now online" again, again unbelievable.

The lack of better filters is a real shame, as there are a number of beautiful women on the site. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, Asians, Latinas, dark-haired goddesses - just browse my London girls.There are slender and plump women, goths and roommates, library types and MILFs. Oddly enough, the profiles contain a lot of the information I wanted to see in my search filter: height, build, hair and eye color, smoking, tattoos. Come on guys, we're almost there.

Flirting with the ladies of Shag 2Night.

I went through the profiles of pretty blondes, sexy MILFs and sexy dark-haired women. One dark-haired woman looked like a PAWG, so we checked her profile to see if she really had a fat-ass part. Unfortunately, Shag 2 Night has a minimal number of photos. Most of the time there's only one photo, but there was a couple whose entire gallery consisted of two photos. The lack of photos is easy to fool, so you need to do your own research and make sure these girls are legitimate.

I've been on Shag2Night for about 45 minutes now. My profile is very simple, just an intro and a picture, but I have already received several messages to my Shag2Night inbox and several short Flirts messages. One asked me to marry him, several wanted sex, and one said he was collecting ejaculation photos. Pervert.

I was about to reply to one of the flirts when Shag2Night finally asked me for money. I wondered when that would happen. The site is based on credits, which means you spend one credit per message, whether it's a sex offer, a flirt, or a regular message. If you buy 200 at a time, each pack costs £1. Small packages are more expensive: an introductory package of 10 messages costs £15.

You can see from the pictures alone that there are a lot of women on Shag2Night, and I definitely want to chat with them on 2Night. Still, it's not the easiest site in the world to recommend. The crappy filter is my biggest complaint about this site, as it's very hard to find perfect friendships here. If there were fewer people, it would be easier, but their broken system puts all users as "now online." So you can't see who is actually using the site these days, and you might end up paying to message someone who hasn't visited the site in a year.

All I can say about Shag2Night.com is that they seem to have a shitload of members, and looking at their image menu costs nothing. It doesn't hurt to check to see if there are users in your area, but if you're a car enthusiast, good luck. I hope she's still an active user and gets your message.