Skokka

Boredom. Sad. Well, no need to cut my throat with a rusty razor just yet. Someone sent me a link to a website called "Skokka." It calls itself "The Adult Dating Directory," so there may still be hope. You might even be able to get him out of his mother's basement and get him a date with a real girl. The body pillow may be a little jealous, but once she's up to her elbows in Asian punch, she'll forget all about it.

Skokka is different, so I think you need to be a little more specific." And when I say "date," I don't mean where you introduce them to the fat girl from church. They can talk about Jesus if they really like you, but they're more likely to suck your dick for a few bucks. Dear perverts and gentlemen, despite the catchphrase, this is an escort directory.

Skokka.com is damn popular - over 30,000 visitors daily. I had never heard of it until today, which shows how much I know about it. Then again, maybe it has something to do with the list of supported countries on the home page. American wankers will have to look elsewhere, as there are quite a few in other countries.

Prostitutes in different parts of the world.

Now it's time to discuss the countries featured on the Skokka menu. The home page welcomes visitors to the site and presents a list of places where people are looking for love or ready to sell sex. Many of these countries are in Latin America, including Bolivia, Brazil, Chile and Colombia. Guatemala, Mexico and some other countries with many people who don't like Donald Trump. Russia is not listed here, so he will have to find another girl to piss on for money.

Europe is represented almost randomly. You have the UK, Spain, Germany and Ireland; Skokka also has the Netherlands, Australia and New Zealand, and if you want some Asian action, check out the selections of Singapore and India.

It's all random. It's all random. There may or may not be a potential paying partner in your area, but if you don't see your country mentioned, look at the top page. I wonder if there's some criterion I'm missing, but if so, it's a damn mystery to me. It's like designing a website pointing to some random place on the planet.

Click on a country and you'll see several cities. UK perverts can find listings in Canterbury, Liverpool, Bristol and dozens of other places. I was surprised to find many sublocations such as Argentina, Chile and Peru listed. Again I wonder if there is some logic to the included cities, or if these are just random coincidences.

Vile whores and dominatrixes in abundance

My first stop on Skokka was a selection of London prostitutes. The first thing I noticed was that the city doesn't have many listings. Even with all the regions, there are only two pages of listings on the site. If you're looking for paid oddities, this may not be the best place to look for them. However, it is free, so there is no harm in looking around.

However, it is free, so there is no harm in looking around. Most of the girls have their faces displayed, but some have blurry eyes or a heart emoji inserted for clarity, and Skokka presents ads with a large introduction and a rotating selection of thumbnails. I have to admit, it looks a little nicer than the typical wall format of thumbnails you see on most such escort sites.

The dates are listed at the top of the screen, so I can assume they keep the ads fresh. I don't know the exact system, but I hope they cut off old ads in favor of new ones. Old hooker sites don't make much sense.

I like to check escort listings in big international cities like London because you can find the greatest variety of prostitutes there. Right now Skokka has tons of Asian, Latina, Eboni Baby and white girls in London. There are MILFs and college girls, as well as a few transvestites for pervs who like prostitutes with penises. If you'd rather have your balls stepped on for hours than tossed on a salad, there are dominatrixes here, too.

Double down on Asian escorts.

One ad that really caught my eye was a pair of Asian escorts offering their services as a duo. A scrolling set of preview photos shows them in a variety of cute outfits and costumes, and they're pretty darn good-looking. They are based in East London and are listed as 20 years old, but it's hard to tell with Asian broads. They are listed as Top Premium on this site, so we assume this is some sort of paid placement.

Click on it to see their list.The introduction consists of a couple of paragraphs, mostly dancing around the theme of how kinky the encounters are. They talk about how beautiful and sexy they are, that they are good friends in real life, and that this escort dating duo will meet your expectations. They do outcalls in all regions, but they don't list prices.

Skokka does not require any kind of membership for end users of the site. In fact, as far as I know, they don't even offer registration for users, only for escorts who have posted their services. This means you don't have to worry about registering, logging in, or leaving any paper trail like you do with a BBW finder who will sit in your face for several hundred dollars an hour.

I clicked on the phone icon in the corner of the screen. Immediately, the number of digits required to connect with this Oriental bisexual woman popped up. I'm not actually in London right now, but I can book a ticket when I finish writing this. This picture shows a beautiful Asian woman with big boobs in shorts, but honestly, I can't think of a better use for the money my grandmother left me when she died.

There is also a reply button with an envelope icon. I don't know if I'm supposed to contact the girl directly, but clicking on it opens a window for entering a message and another for my email address. However, in my experience, I would prefer to arrange a session over the phone. Many escort service listings also have WhatsApp contact information.

Here's an overview of where.

The selection of whores is relatively small, but it can depend a lot on where you are looking for prostitutes. Compared to other escort sites, there aren't many ads from the UK, but the Swedish ads in Skokka are fucking great. Some are much better than others, but that's pretty typical of escort sites.

My biggest complaint is that there are no user reviews on Skokka. The sex for money industry has always been a hotbed of scams, and user reviews are a really good way to make sure you get a good GFE or Russian experience and not just be scammed. I would never buy headphones without reading dozens of reviews, and you think I would hire a queen without reading what other users have to say.

That said, Skokka.com costs nothing to review and you don't have to register to see escort contact information. Most places I've seen don't have the best selection on this site, but it definitely doesn't hurt to see who's available in your area. Who knows. The hottest hooker in the universe might be lurking in your neighborhood. There's only one way to find out.