SmutStone

Smutstone Hey, come on, why bother with an online game that isn't sexy? Because it's not the best use of your time. Kill two birds with one stone and play quality games that are hot enough to make you masturbate every time you sit down to play. Yes, porn games can be pretty bad. I'm sure you've tried some of the flash-style shit that features models who look like they just stepped out of a nightmare.

But thankfully, most of the games that get talked about aren't like that anymore. This is for you, card game lovers. No more trying to build a quality deck to beat the losers on one tab while watching porn on the other. Now you can do both at the same time.

Smutstone.com is a porn-themed card game that takes liberties from the very popular game Hearthstone. It is a very similar game, so if you know Hearthstone, you will like this game too. It's like dating your girlfriend's sexy and kinky sister. They have similar body types; one can cum in her face. But this game was released in 2017, so it's still out of the gate. That hasn't stopped it from attracting a good amount of followers, though, with more than 4 million site views each month.

There are no apps or downloads. Games can be played right in your browser.

It's all in your browser - just head to Smutstone.com and it's all there. No downloads, no apps, no other programs. I like it this way. There is nothing more incriminating than someone finding a stash of crazy porn games on your computer. You can't just wipe your history and be done with it. Besides, you can end the browser game immediately. Then you can pull your pants back up, slam the tab shut, and act as if you never tried to cum your brains out.

The game starts as soon as you visit the site. If you sign up and create an account, you can resume where your sexy escapade left off. If not, you will start from the beginning. This game is not the kind of game you play for the sake of plot. You are a strip club guy whose stripper gets stolen by a pig-faced imp who probably has sex more often than you do. You stop the woman who stole the stripper and the imp guides you through all the important aspects of the game.

Fuck Bitch, Make Money, and Repeat.

Basically, your goal is to explore the land, add chicks to your harem, and build a deck of hot babes. Told you it would be easy, right? But this game, it has to be easy to understand. It's hard to read when you're shaking your desk so hard and moving your penis around.

The game is equally simple. You defeat bitches in fight after fight and add them to your deck. The cards you add to your deck can be modified to maximize their attack power. Once you have the cards, all you have to do is press fight. From there, it is fairly automatic. You won't need a huge amount of strategy to clear most fights. Each card is designed with sexy women of fantasy who are losing more and more of their cloth. Not that the rest of the page is occupied by anything. Just a lot of black space, which is at least better than white space. Especially when you are trying to squint at this little fucking game player. No full screen option either. What the heck, you son of a bitch. If you can't make the player any bigger, how are you going to check out the wonderfully intricate artwork of busty, armor-clad demon babes?

The game is not formatted for mobile play.

The mobile site is even worse. There is no app or anything, it just shows the desktop site. The only way the game is nearly playable on mobile is if you rotate the screen. But even then, the screen accidentally moves, and there are a lot of other weird things that are unique to mobile that make playing this game on the go no fun. I will stick with the desktop version of the site. Clicking buttons and logging in is a huge hassle on my phone. It's a little better on a tablet, but I still wouldn't do it.

My favorite feature of ThePornDude.

The games are fun. I'll admit that. They are not boring and mind-numbing like the "popular" porn games out there. I also like card games, and this one is pretty decent. You won't be glued to the plot or baffled by the strategy. It's a good time waster with some decent sex scenes. And it's free to play. Just don't put your cash into microtransactions. You are better than that.

ThePornDude's suggestion.

The format needs some work. Really, what is needed most is a larger video player. I don't understand why you made it so small, Hooligapps is the company that makes this game and they make other great games that take up the entire screen. This game should be the same. I also think there needs to be more complex sex scenes. How can the main character have two frames of a scene where he gets sucked off by a girl, how is that nutty? The payoff is if the scene is very short, you start to feel like it is not worth all the time you are putting in.

Final Thoughts on ThePornDude

Overall, Smutstone.com is a fun time waster of a game. I would not come in expecting to masturbate. The sex scenes are fairly softcore and come and go very quickly. It is more of a game to play between faps or when you want to blow hours fucking in a simple game. Average results. Like the 7/10 bitch in a t-shirt and jeans I met in a correspondence course. You weren't surprised or impressed, but hey, she was respectable enough in bed. Nuts are nuts, you know. So, if you attend Smutstone with that in mind, you'll have a good enough time.

Smutstone Hey, come on, why bother with an online game that isn't sexy? Because it's not the best use of your time. Kill two birds with one stone and play quality games that are hot enough to make you masturbate every time you sit down to play. Yes, porn games can be pretty bad. I'm sure you've tried some of the flash-style shit that features models who look like they just stepped out of a nightmare. But thankfully, most of the games that get talked about aren't like that anymore. This is for you, card game lovers. No more trying to build a quality deck to beat the losers on one tab while watching porn on the other. Now you can do both at the same time. Smutstone.com is a porn-themed card game that takes liberties from the very popular game Hearthstone. It is a very similar game, so if you know Hearthstone, you will like this game too. It's like dating your girlfriend's sexy and kinky sister. They have similar body types; one can cum in her face. But this game was released in 2017, so it's still out of the gate. That hasn't stopped it from attracting a good amount of followers, though, with more than 4 million site views each month. There are no apps or downloads. Games can be played right in your browser. It's all in your browser - just head to Smutstone.com and it's all there. No downloads, no apps, no other programs. I like it this way. There is nothing more incriminating than someone finding a stash of crazy porn games on your computer. You can't just wipe your history and be done with it. Besides, you can end the browser game immediately. Then you can pull your pants back up, slam the tab shut, and act as if you never tried to cum your brains out. The game starts as soon as you visit the site. If you sign up and create an account, you can resume where your sexy escapade left off. If not, you will start from the beginning. This game is not the kind of game you play for the sake of plot. You are a strip club guy whose stripper gets stolen by a pig-faced imp who probably has sex more often than you do. You stop the woman who stole the stripper and the imp guides you through all the important aspects of the game. Fuck Bitch, Make Money, and Repeat. Basically, your goal is to explore the land, add chicks to your harem, and build a deck of hot babes. Told you it would be easy, right? But this game, it has to be easy to understand. It's hard to read when you're shaking your desk so hard and moving your penis around. The game is equally simple. You defeat bitches in fight after fight and add them to your deck. The cards you add to your deck can be modified to maximize their attack power. Once you have the cards, all you have to do is press fight. From there, it is fairly automatic. You won't need a huge amount of strategy to clear most fights. Each card is designed with sexy women of fantasy who are losing more and more of their cloth. Not that the rest of the page is occupied by anything. Just a lot of black space, which is at least better than white space. Especially when you are trying to squint at this little fucking game player. No full screen option either. What the heck, you son of a bitch. If you can't make the player any bigger, how are you going to check out the wonderfully intricate artwork of busty, armor-clad demon babes? The game is not formatted for mobile play. The mobile site is even worse. There is no app or anything, it just shows the desktop site. The only way the game is nearly playable on mobile is if you rotate the screen. But even then, the screen accidentally moves, and there are a lot of other weird things that are unique to mobile that make playing this game on the go no fun. I will stick with the desktop version of the site. Clicking buttons and logging in is a huge hassle on my phone. It's a little better on a tablet, but I still wouldn't do it. My favorite feature of ThePornDude. The games are fun. I'll admit that. They are not boring and mind-numbing like the "popular" porn games out there. I also like card games, and this one is pretty decent. You won't be glued to the plot or baffled by the strategy. It's a good time waster with some decent sex scenes. And it's free to play. Just don't put your cash into microtransactions. You are better than that. ThePornDude's suggestion. The format needs some work. Really, what is needed most is a larger video player. I don't understand why you made it so small, Hooligapps is the company that makes this game and they make other great games that take up the entire screen. This game should be the same. I also think there needs to be more complex sex scenes. How can the main character have two frames of a scene where he gets sucked off by a girl, how is that nutty? The payoff is if the scene is very short, you start to feel like it is not worth all the time you are putting in. Final Thoughts on ThePornDude Overall, Smutstone.com is a fun time waster of a game. I would not come in expecting to masturbate. The sex scenes are fairly softcore and come and go very quickly. It is more of a game to play between faps or when you want to blow hours fucking in a simple game. Average results. Like the 7/10 bitch in a t-shirt and jeans I met in a correspondence course. You weren't surprised or impressed, but hey, she was respectable enough in bed. Nuts are nuts, you know. So, if you attend Smutstone with that in mind, you'll have a good enough time.