Swinging Heaven

Do I need to officially represent this place with a domain name like SwingingHeaven aka Swingers Heaven, or can I assume that everyone understands that this is a dating site. I want to believe that anyone who reads my review is not a fucking idiot, so I'll explain everything in detail, omitting any useless nonsense that should be implied.

This is clearly a dating site, just in case you're an idiot, as I implied earlier. On the tour page you can see what this site has to offer, and I'll explore if it's true: nearly two million registered users, over 733,000 images, over 8,600 amateur videos, thousands more people chatting, talking.

But we all know that dating sites just like to talk a lot and claim things that are usually not true. That's not to say that I'm claiming that what they offer on Swing Haven is total crap, because I haven't gotten to that part of the site yet. I'll discuss the overall design first, and then move on to the content.

User-friendly design.

Honestly, the design is very slick and could have been done better, but there's nothing here to dislike. At the top is the usual menu to help you find whatever crap you're looking for, and at the top is a wall where you can see what other users have posted: just like the main Facebook page, only even more cheesy.

I really like it when a site actually has a design that makes sense, and I can easily say that I have no problem finding my way to this site. Most of us can, but some of you have never been to a rodeo like this, so let me explain how things work here. I'll be very kind and make it easy for you all.

On the main page you can choose where and what you want to see. For example, if I'm interested in galleries, forums, or chat rooms, I can only select that section to view. I find this very useful because I can find everything I'm looking for. However, to see what I'm talking about, you have to create a profile first. I kind of implied that already.

Communicating with users, posting pictures and videos

The first tab is called "Chat Rooms," and next to it you can see how many users are currently chatting in that chat room. This, like everything else on the site, is very simple. If there is a chat room, you can open it and chat with any number of users. However, if you don't want to be accidentally banned from this chat room, you also need to read the rules.

The rules cover many topics, from how to open a room, to using and viewing webcams, to general information. It was obvious as it was, since the normal rule of most chat rooms is not to seriously inconvenience other users. Of course, that doesn't mean you can't be at least a little naughty; it just means you can't be a little naughty. For example, you can open seven webcam chats at a time, have access to bolFor guys and girls in the UK, there is the option of "dogging," which is when you show your location intending to get naked and be sexually active outdoors. I haven't done much research in this area, so I apologize if I didn't put it quite right. There is much more to add to this.

If you have any problems with the site, feel free to go to the forum pages and ask users what you don't understand, or anything at all. You can also start threads, have discussions, and chat. We all know how this fucking forum site works, so I don't need to explain it to you.

Otherwise, you can check out their stories, but I'm not sure why you would do that. If you're a very sad little woman who can't find a real dick in your life, I think .