The Erotic Review

TheEroticReview aka TER Escort. The most confusing site name award goes to TheEroticReview. At first glance, one would think that these people are after my business, reviewing erotica, etc. However, they are not reviewing erotica. They are reviewing something more interesting than erotica. But PornDude, I hear you screaming at your computer screen - there can be more important things than smut. Women, that is what is more important than smut, young Timothy. Women.

TheEroticReview is your one-stop store for women's reviews from around the world. There is a woman you want the inside scoop on, and when you come to TheEroticReview, you can read in-depth information about her from every man who has been inside her. It's a great system that aims to give you all the information you need about a woman before you ask her out on a date or listen to her complaints and problems. That's what I hate most about interacting with women. When a woman starts complaining.

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Thanks to TheEroticReview, you can know exactly how fuckable the bitch is long before you commit to fucking her. This website is an absolute godsend, and as far as I can tell, there are no geographical limitations, so you can easily find bitches all over the world, depending on where you are. Sure, some regions are rained out, but that is to be expected. There are plenty of bitches in smaller provinces, and most of them are probably already screwing their cousins or something. What do I know. I just review porn pages for a living.

TheEroticReview is also a great place to get in touch with the aforementioned bitches. If you want to find a girl to ask on a date, you need look no further. The bitches market themselves on the actual site so you know exactly what is offered and how much it will cost. Dating can be expensive. Women really value their time these days. But they are not immune to the international financial climate, so even the high priced babes are totally affordable. That is, of course, if you have a regular job. You may have to save up a little money to buy a real top-of-the-line girl, but you don't have to put up with that kind of bitch.

Just find someone who is a 9 instead of a 10 and take her instead. I'm sure you'll have a great time. A wise man once said, "A hole is a hole." Every woman's hole is relatively the same, and your cock will fit in it so you can throw your load inside her. You should wear a condom, though. These females are all around. If you know what I mean, you dont want to catch anything.

It is a perfectly designed website!

TheEroticReview has a clean design. It is built around the idea that as a review site, community feedback comes first. They also went out of their way to find out if their current review system is adequate. Still, what sticks out for me is that you can use the built-in chat system to contact the girls directly instead of contacting them by phone or any other method they have listed on the site. This is great because it comes with an added layer of security and anonymity. You don't have to have your girlfriend go through your phone and question you about some call you made to an unknown number. So, when you get a premium membership, use the built-in chat. It is a godsend.

Free version

On the other hand, if you want to keep everything free, you can use the myriad chat rooms on this site, where members can get together and discuss a particular bitch in detail. You are especially welcome to do so if you have hired the bitch to spend time with you. Of course, if you slept with her, this is a great opportunity to interact with boys who want to know what the girl was like in bed. Let's not exaggerate; the whole point of TheEroticReview is that these reviews are honest and from the heart. They serve to provide the community with valuable insider information that they can experience with the girls on the site. So don't be that guy who feels he has to impress. People are already impressed enough. Just tell the truth and that's all you need to do.

All in all, this site is incredibly well designed. You can tell that a lot of money was invested in putting this place together. As far as I can tell, there are absolutely no ads anywhere on the site and that is exactly what you would expect from a website that charges for premium membership. The monthly membership fee is $21, which is expensive for a website that does not offer a specific product. However, I do think it gives you access to an ever-growing library of quality escorts who themselves contribute a lot of content. You can see a lot of smut on this site and that is the cherry on top of the other delicious pie that comes with the countless escorts that are free to escort you to dinner, movies, and possibly the bedroom, which is kind of a bonus. You never know how these dates are going to end.

Tons of goodies

I really love that this site has a huge selection of side features like blogs that talk about the latest escorts on the site, sort them by popularity and quality, and discuss their bodies like their connoisseurs. The people who run this site really know a lot about the female body. I really enjoyed reading the latest entry on the Summer of 2022 starlets. She is a little big for my taste, but I can see why the community loves her. Those boobs are irresistible.

If you are considering checking out an escort in your area, come to TheEroticReview first and do your homework. Dig deep into all the information you can find about her. If she does not have a profile on this site, she should; you may be the first one to start a conversation about her. However, the first person you can start a conversation with about her is likely to be a man who has already discussed that quality.