TheNude

The Nude is one of those simple, on-target names that is bound to become an Internet goldmine, regardless of what its domain contains. Thankfully for us perverts, the play on these two words is exactly what you would expect. You came here to see naked girls, right? Well, let's get right to it and enjoy the show that is about to begin.

Millions of visitors each month lend credence to the home page's claim that "TheNude is the world's largest and most complete database of cover models, nude art, and erotic photography." I'd stand in line for an hour just to see a naked Polaroid of my dirty uncle, and these guys offer an even richer selection with no wait time or weird smells. Just give me a moment to pick up my lotion.

All the nude women are stunning.

Like many sites that have been online as long as this one, The Nude looks dated. I don't understand why a long-lived porn site would continue to display an outdated look, but then again, why spend money pumping it up when the girls are still doing all the work of attracting customers? The layout may look outdated, but the beauty of the female nude is purely timeless. Just as cavemen were aroused by boobs and asses, the superhumans of the future will be aroused by boobs and asses.

When you open the landing page, you will find a veritable buffet of beautiful women. Brunettes with boobs sticking out, topless redheads, and nude blondes. Black girls flaunted their tatas, Asians bared their breasts, Latinas showed their boobs, and many white girls showed their boobs. The ages ranged from teenagers to mature women, a worthy front-page face.

It seemed to get even better when I noticed a little slider on the sidebar asking if I wanted HARDCORE CONTENT. A little box appeared, asking me to confirm that I was over 18, and then the page reappeared. Nothing changed immediately, but I felt like I had crossed an important bridge. They are not going to hide the best from me, a professional porn hunter.

Overall, it's a pretty straightforward image gallery setup. Unless you are new to the Internet and also old, high, and retarded, you won't get lost here. The front photo leads to a menu of photos by category, such as natural breasts, Latinas, and feet, and from there leads to more photos of socks, tissues, and nuts to pop with your own dirty hands.

At the bottom of the page is a feed showing the most recently updated of TheNude's model pages. They add dozens of nudes every day, creating an almost nonstop torrent of naked T&A. This is exactly the kind of growth I like to see on porn sites, because it is exactly what makes my pants grow.

How many naked women are we talking about here .

You can choose long hair, brunettes, Asians, etc. in the model category, and lingerie, hairies, short skirts, etc. in the set category. Unfortunately, there are only 15 set categories, which is an odd number for a porn site with so many photos. It is going to make it difficult for real perverts to find the ideal fap material out there.

All your favorites and unheard of ladies

The overall lack of tagging and weak categorization became my biggest complaint about TheNude.com as I prepared to begin my official fap test of the site. Literally nothing came up when I searched for blowjob, BDSM, or lesbian, and I thought I must have pushed the hardcore content slider for no reason.

Maybe I completely failed to tag genres. That said, I was very surprised that other types of searches were possible. Since this site is taken seriously as a database, it includes advanced searches for models, covers, tattoos, and photographers. These include covers for specific sites, tattoos for any part of the body, nationality of the photographer, and other filters that I have not seen elsewhere. If you are serious about researching these women, covers, or artists, you have come to the right place.

Honestly, one has to wonder who is doing their homework: what percentage of TheNude.com's visitors are there for free porn, and what percentage are looking up random statistics? As a professional porn reviewer, I occasionally consult various porn databases on the Internet. However, in my personal masturbation life, I look at naked women for the same reasons you do.

But there's a reason someone created such a special search engine, and I don't think it's just for your masturbatory pleasure; I'm guessing that TheNude.com gets a fair amount of traffic from photographers and producers looking for talent. Fortunately, none of this matters to visitors who just want a quick spanking before their wives get home.

Personally, I fell down the rabbit hole because of the beautiful redhead smiling on the home page. Clicking on her picture took me to the redhead section of TheNude, where I found a cute Asian girl named Sayuka Aine. Her profile listed all the relevant stats, including her size, her agency, and her social media accounts. Scrolling down, I found several galleries of Aine in swimsuits, race queens, and sailor suits.

Then I searched for Abella Danger, one of my favorites and one of the most famous porn stars in the world, and TheNude provided not only a fappable gallery, but also a list of stars she has worked with, films she has published on the Internet, interviews, and much more! She provided an extensive list. Information geeks will devour this, and regular masturbators will love it too.

TheNude.com has a bit of an old-fashioned layout, but has