Toonily

Whoever chooses Toonily as the name of the next site deserves some sort of reward, maybe a trophy in the form of a handjob or a penis. I look at all kinds of porn sites under different names, and I think this one is pretty slick. It's a weird and catchy name, and frankly, it could have been a branding opportunity for something totally useful if they hadn't decided to offer porn under that name. Look at that classy logo. They could have been the next Hulu, but no, they'd rather help perverts shake their dicks at Korean sex cartoons.

Speaking of cock waving in Korean sex comics, that's exactly what you came for, because Toonily.com is a free hentai site focused on English-language manhwa. (Technically it's not a hentai site, it's a MANHWA site, but please don't blow up my inbox, nerds. I'm writing this to relate it to the perversions of the Internet as a whole, not just some nerdy, masturbating sheiks). Regardless of how you define this collection, it's sure as hell popular, with about 16 million erotic comic book fans waving their dicks around every month. Your old friend ThePornDude is among them today.

It's the perversion you imagined.

I've looked at a lot of hentai sites over the years, and I always expect the dirtiest of them all. So as soon as the name Toonily appeared in my inbox, I knew it would be full of Toonies devoted to the dirtiest and weirdest things. For example, a warrior princess raped by tentacle monsters, impregnated by aliens and with a huge belly. I was expecting to see Naruto parodies with sex changes, Disney princesses, bus molesters, ball-stomping succubi, and queens with shitty nipples.

But that's not what I found. Korean cartoons tend to be a little more subdued than those depicted on the Japanese side. Instead, the shiniest, pure-white layout I've seen on an adult website this week shows thumbnail images of color comics, photos of previews of new issues, and a sliding display of small covers of recent editions. And while there are a few nipples casually peeking out from behind thin fabric, most of the photos are surprisingly clean. There are images of vampires in elaborate baroque gowns, pudgy-but-dressed office workers and well-to-do couples who seem to be holding hands at best.

Of course, titles such as "Keep It a Secret for Your Mother," "Sexual Exercise" and "The Everyday Life of a Pervert" suggest something more perverse than the almost sexless material on the cover and preview photos. Indeed, a closer look at the small photos reveals some perversions that one might not notice at first glance. They include a femdom BDSM scene with a handcuffed man next to a woman holding a key, and a cute, watery-eyed character firmly bound by a swarm of slimy tentacles.

Toonily.com may not have the menu of deeply bizarre tags found on major hentai sites, but they do have a fairly wide selection of masculinities. Genre listings include dozens of categories, such as high school life, action movies and young adult. However, several titles are tagged "incest," "sexual perversion," "rape," and "BDSM," so a better tagging system would be nice. The number of tags could also be improved to make it easier to find more obscure sexualities, sex acts and scenarios.

Manf's chapters are updated daily.

The rapid growth of some major hentai sites is often surprising. People who are not fans of the work are often surprised by how much stuff is published every day. The Manfa site isn't growing as fast, perhaps because it doesn't have as much material. So it's not exactly rocket science. Nevertheless, Toonily.com adds new material almost daily.

Since Manhua is often told in serial form, most updates to Toonily are new chapters added to the current Manhua. The most recent updates are chapters 11 and 12 of The Romance of Nogad and chapters 114 and 115 of The Everyday Life of a Pervert. The longevity of these stories is always impressive because the large number of chapters in them is not unusual. Some of the top pages have more than 100 moves; Tomb Raider King was recently updated and is now chapter 277.

To date, there are more than 700 manifs in Tunila, and hundreds more are in the making. And to be precise, if you go and look at the full list of completed manfles, there are only 400 of the entire Toonily collection. So even if you're a marathon reader and the world's most compulsive masturbator with a Viagra addiction, you'll never run out of stories.If only there were a way to find new stories with just a few chapters, I'd like to be at the forefront of new stories. But there's no guarantee you'll find a new chapter, so if you want a really long fap, it might make sense to opt for a longer chapter. Ah, the daily decisions of a professional masturbator.

What happens in the men's room.

I didn't know where to start with the official fap test on Toonily.com. So when I started greasing Old Silicon Sorority Snatch, I pulled up the site's most recent trending content. The site's most popular content is clearly sexier than the naked girls on the front page: plenty of slutty stepmothers, college girls in lingerie and erotic sisters fill the screen. Admittedly, Manhwa's drawings are still a little more understated and SFW than in HENTAI, but there's definitely more flesh.

For Chapter 150, "This Man's Room," I liked the cover - one happy guy surrounded by four sexy naked women - and thought it would be a good start. That's what I was thinking when I went to Starbucks this morning, but it didn't quite turn out that way. An older woman complained about a video she'd watched earlier. But you know, I'm trying to work here.

I pulled out all the pages of the comic and found another title. 'This Man's Epilepsy.' This alias isn't very appealing, but I had already read the comic, so I clicked on it. Unfortunately, Toonily doesn't have a built-in comic book reader, so you only get the entire chapter on one page. This may not be enough for those who like to flip pages with the forward and back buttons, but I found the scrollable view handy enough to read.

I can see why this manga is so popular on Toonily. The illustrations are in full color. The chapter begins with the man already lying in bed with the blonde. She puts her feet on his shoulders, inserts her phallus, and asks if he will go out with her. He refuses, but they continue to have sex as they talk. After sex, they continue the conversation and the man bursts into tears, thinking he is a dirty man.

There is a lot of talking going on after the first sex, but by the end of the chapter he is with many other people. At least on the sites I've looked at, the manhwa readers seem to appreciate the chitchat and drama more than the average hentai reader, who is left with puffy eyes and a hard-on. If you appreciate hardcore sex art with a romantic plot, I think you'll like it here.

Toonily.com can be recommended to hentai lovers looking for a good source of English manhwa. Its collection is excellent, covering hundreds of current and complete manhwas, with new ones being added all the time. The presentation is also excellent: spam is kept to a minimum, and all material is presented in an easy-to-view format. (If you like Korean porn manga or are looking for an alternative to the usual weird porn manga coming out in Japan, you should definitely check out this book.