Trikz

What do you think of when you think of Trikz? Some might think of illusions performed by magicians, and some might think of prostitutes doing it for money. Honestly, there is something in common between the two, because experienced escorts definitely know how to do real magic, and Trikz escorts also have their own special magic, from McDonald's toilets you Selling pussy is something you won't find attached to every broad. What is that special magic? It's their big dick.

Trikz.co.uk is a directory of transsexual escort services located in the UK. If you like dicks with dicks and don't mind paying for the entertainment, then you've definitely come to the right place. (If you happen to wander in here looking for more traditional female paid dick smoking, I have what you're looking for on my big list of escort sites ThePornDude). I've been horny all day and am thinking about diversifying my usual nightly masturbation with an erotic wiener massage. So, let's see what the action looks like.

Where do you want to get fucked?

The Trikz logo is my favorite of the week. The stripper's silhouette has been replaced by the letter "I," a pseudo-penis script you might see on a strip club or porn store sign. But if you look closely, there's a big dingo dangling between the stripper's shoes. It's funny, and if you like trannies, you might even think it's pretty sexy.

Like any good escort site, you can browse the menu by location. They have transvestite escorts all over the UK, so you'll be covered no matter where you're trying to score points. Areas like London, the West Midlands, Wales, and Scotland are listed at the top with icons on the map, so even an illiterate person can discern penis hookers. A quick glance at the Northwest Passage showed dozens of Navy SEALs selling their services.

The top page has a "Hot TS Escorts" section, and that description is irrefutable. Many of them are quite passable, with huge pigs that show they don't fit the typical female image. Some of them hide their huge dicks in profile pictures on the front page, which may attract the attention of transphobic people who are unaware of the little secret below.

Before I left the front page of Trikz, I was struck by the wide selection of trans escorts. There are blondes, brunettes and redheads. I see white T-girls, Asian ladyboys, black trannies and exotic shemales. There are some mature women, but most are young. You can choose thick or thin bodies, big or small tats, huge donkey dicks or tiny peppers. If you prefer a TS escort with chiseled, manly jaws contrasting with her feminine forms and ass, you'll be happy too.

One thing I immediately liked about Trikz.co.uk is that they allow candid, explicit photos of boobs, butts and dicks. I'm a big believer in the idea of seeing something before you pay for it, so I hate it when escort sites limit such opportunities. You don't want to bring a beautiful woman home and find that the giant penis you were promised turned out to be a tiny worm or worse, a vagina? Oh my fucking god, the horror.

Check out these cool filters.

There are a few key features I look for in an escort catalog, one of which is a good set of filters. I had a feeling Trikz had a few tricks up their sleeve on this one, as they brag about it in a little line at the top of the front page." "Filtering down to shoe size," it literally says. Why, because they don't mind it.

A basic search allows you to select a region and city, set a range of ages and dick sizes, and even specify a position (top, bottom, universal, versatop or versabottom). But if you really want to find the T-girl of your dreams, click the advanced search button and open a full set of options.

Of course, Trikz.co.uk has one of the best sets of search filters I've seen on escort sites lately, not to mention TS escort sites. There are shoe sizes, as mentioned, and you also have the ability to choose dress size, breast size, pubic hair style, and a good set of measurements. You can type in parameters such as hair color and length, eyes, nationality and ethnicity. In addition, there are constellations for trance lovers interested in astrology.

There are also ticks for beauty-related topics such as breast augmentation, lip fillers and hormone therapy. Personally, I really like the menu of services where you can check off items like cuckolding, CIM, bukkake, fisting and feminization. Don't forget that I mentioned those escort sites that prohibit explicit photos.