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I want to buy realistic sex dolls online as cheaply as possible.

There comes a time in a man's life when a sex doll made out of a garbage bag, a bicycle tire, or an old Pringles can is not enough. In the old days, you could go to your local sex store and buy an inflatable fat lady or a plastic face with a fuck hole. But why settle for such outdated shit? The original real dolls debuted in the mid-90s. Gone were the days of banging horizontal pillows with beautiful women's faces painted on them. Now you can get a super-realistic sex doll that looks exactly like your ideal woman.

Of course, if you're going to invest $1,000 or more in a high-end toy for penis insertion, you want to get the best doll at the best price. While there are plenty of bad deals and outright rip-offs in the rich man's masturbation industry, I've handpicked the absolute best sex doll shops around the world and compiled this handy little list. Of course, we don't do dishes, but we are DTF 24/7 and have the cheapest prices you can find for babe that won't give you ass.
What kind of lifelike sex dolls can you buy online?
See our menu. You can buy a sexy big-breasted blonde or thick-soled brunette right off the shelf, or you can customize your simulated babe from her pretty head to her mouth-watering little toes. You can choose her face, body shape, height, skin color, hair color, pubic hair, whether she is bald or not, and even the types of holes she can fuck.

Or you could be a freak. The brand covers sexual deviants from BBW sex dolls to petite teens 18 and up. There are male fuck dolls for queers and broads, as well as trannies for those who prefer cocks and dicks. Nekbeard, Weeaboo, and Redditors can bring to life an elf-eared nymphet or a big-eyed cartoon princess slut, or at least make silicone or TPE that looks realistic.

Speaking of which, one of the biggest decisions you'll face is whether to go silicone or TPE. tpe is the cheaper option, but it's super realistic and easy to fuck. tpe is softer, so the joints are more flexible and the boobs and hips swing more realistically. tpe is porous and less durable so more care should be taken when cleaning. Silicone dolls are a little harder to the touch, but more durable and often more sophisticated. Some companies offer heating systems for more realistic lays, allowing you to bathe your silicone girlfriend without melting her.

How does sex with a silicone, robot, or TPE sex doll feel compared to a real woman?

Definitely better than the real thing. Their pussies, mouths, and butt holes are modeled after real human female anatomy, but are specifically designed to maximize masturbation stimulation. If you've ever fucked with a pocket pussy, you already know that you can get a suction effect by plunging your penis into the love hole. I've given some pretty mediocre blowjobs on Tinder, but sex dolls don't need to breathe, so there's no need to loosen the vacuum.

How do you clean a sex doll?

That's a really good question, and a really fucking important one. Especially if you have a crusty, smelly, rotten cartoon wife pillow. The sex dolls discussed below are a great investment, and you want to keep them looking even more gorgeous and fuckable. You usually get a small cleaning kit and some instructions, but I imagine you want to know what you're getting before you pull the trigger.

One of the most useful tools is a vaginal cleanser, also known as a turkey baster, douche, or enema. In a pinch, it can be doused with water. After filling the doll with semen, you can immediately rinse the doll's there, poo, and mouth with water. After rinsing with cold water, rinse with warm water and soap. A removable shower head with multiple water flow settings works as well.

A sofa with bars is another useful tool for the dollfucker. Once you have removed the closet-dwelling man-made woman from the vagina, gently stuff her buttocks and other orifices. Be sure to buy something soft so as not to damage the doll.

How long does a sex doll last?

It depends on how often you have sex and how well you care for her. I once saw a documentary about a man who was in a long-term "committed" relationship with a realistic sex doll. According to the company that makes these, they usually last from 2 to 10 years, depending on the wear and tear. As mentioned above, thanks to the durability of the material, a silicone girl will probably last longer than a TPE babe.
If a love doll is damaged, can it be repaired?
In most cases yes, but it depends on what kind of damage was done. Depending on how these dolls are made, it may only be necessary to replace parts. For example, a real doll face can be replaced in seconds. Repair kits for other problems are available at low prices, and some companies will send them to you free of charge for minor repairs. If you have really messed it up, burned it, or smashed it to pieces, you are probably out of luck, but more elaborate repairs are possible if you are willing to send it in.
What is the shipping process?
It's the same as anything else you order online: DHL, UPS, and FedEx are common options, and your sex toy will arrive in a large, unobtrusive human-sized box. If you find that more discreet, you can have them dropped off at your local shipping facility. Custom-made dolls can take several weeks to ship, while ready-made dolls are shipped immediately.

You may have noticed a few Chinese companies on this list. I made sure to choose sites with cost-effective shipping options, so some of these folks offer free international shipping and even cover duties and taxes.

Can you give me a discount?

Oh, I wish these realistic sex dolls were cheaper. I am always trying to reach out to ThePornDude readers and rake in the best deals. These sex doll stores don't always want to work with me and can't cut you a break, but whenever possible, I'm reeling in coupons to the links below. Be sure to start here when you purchase your new TPE Girlfriend.

If I am not satisfied with my purchase, can I get a refund?

These are expensive products, so we understand your concern. At the same time, these are designed for lubrication and fucking, so you can't put the silicone sally back on the shelf after spending even just one intimate night with her. Nevertheless, there is a difference in guaranteed satisfaction, so you'll want to look over the fine print before clicking the final "order" button. Most importantly, inspect the hell out of that fake porn star as soon as you get her and before you get naughty.

I can't wait to buy the sexbot that will fulfill all my fantasies.

Until I think about how much it costs to have a girlfriend or wife, a grand or two for something to cum inside seems like a great investment. Not only is this sex doll super realistic and sexier than any local fat guy who is dying to fuck you, but he won't complain if you sperm him for dinner instead of going out to a nice restaurant. Damn, the more I think about it, the more this sexbot is a fucking bargain.

Some of you may still be window shopping, but you might want to bookmark this page anyway. We'll keep updating this page as soon as we find a beautiful silicone slut, a sexy TPE lady, or a worthwhile sex doll shop that's affordable and easy to ship. Whether you come back tomorrow or a year from now, you will always find the best high-end sex doll options here.