ULMF org

We all know vanilla porn - missionaries, blow jobs, hard anal fisting - it's a classic. Most porn lovers have a general idea of hentai, but only a few know its depths. In a world of cartoon boobs and pixel game boobs, newbies can easily get lost - what are they to do when they first discover a site like ULMF.org. This site is visited by millions of people a month, but for newcomers it is completely incomprehensible.

ULMF stands for Unofficial LineMarvel Forum, which is either immediately obvious or makes no sense at all. There is nothing in between. Perhaps you found this review trying to find out what it's about, or perhaps you're one of the LineMarvel enthusiasts, googling its name and trying to find another pornographic Flash gold mine.

What is ULMF, and who is LineMarvel.

Ulmf is either a German word, or it sounds like the sobbing sexual screams a man makes when he penetrates the object of his desire deeply, completely and completely. The fact that this is an unofficial forum for something called LineMarvel raises all kinds of questions: who is LineMarvel. What it is and what it is not. Is there an official LineMarvel forum somewhere, say, OLMF.

LineMarvel is the creator of a Flash game called Jungle Girl, which was released in 2005, a few years before OLMF. The game is about the protagonist, a jungle girl, who one day goes for a walk in the jungle naked and is attacked by tentacle monsters.

The game has simple and crude graphics and gameplay. You repeatedly press ASD to avoid the worm-like tentacles that rape your pussy, mouth and buttocks. You lose when your orgasm meter accumulates, at which point the jungle girl is restrained and raped by five tentacles.

As unbelievable as it may seem, this is what put a man on the map. The perverts were delighted with the film and demanded a sequel. A few months later, the movie Demon Girl came out. Demon Girl is a more sophisticated version of this theme, but it remains quite vulgar in every way. You play as the main character, a demon girl, who tries to avoid being raped, but is repeatedly raped until she loses and then is raped more brutally with her tentacles.

Jungle Girl and Demon Girl were game changers because they were both side-scrolling games. At the time, most hentai games were visual novels. The Rene Marvel games were arcade rape, albeit drawn in MS-Paint by a perverted nephew; both are playable on New Grounds, but frankly not worth your time. (See ThePornDude's full review of NewGrounds. There's a lot to see there).

LineMarvel became famous among a certain segment of kinky masturbators who flocked to his site. He was like a walking hentai encyclopedia. They all wanted him to do another rape prevention game, but he seemed to prefer stories about cartoon vaginas or something.

You're probably wondering why the man who made the game over a decade ago still has an unofficial forum dedicated to him - ULMF has an active subsection where you can talk about LineMarvel, his hentai and his blog, but it's no longer a website. It's no longer the busiest forum on the site. They're moving on to newer things.

Moving on to the hentai game.

The Hentai subforum on ULMF is by far the most active forum, with almost half a million posts. By comparison, the Rine Marvel forum has only 3.5 million posts. There is also a fairly active "Anything" forum, which helps explain the longevity of the site and its traffic, implying a sense of community.

There's also a "Hentai Games" subforum, but I'm more interested in the "Games" link in the title; if LineMarvel was originally known for its games, ULMF must be a source of similar content.

Oddly enough, there is only one game here. The game was only uploaded yesterday, so this whole section may be new. According to the review, it was released about a year ago, and ULMF just got it.

The game is a "life simulator" on the Unreal Engine, set in a real city, with three-dimensional sex scenes that are supposed to be well done and erotic without forcing the player to take control. The banner on the home page says that the latest version adds femdom, same-sex rape and cumming effects.

I'm interested, but not enough to download a game from Mega or MediaFire that I've only heard about on the forums. I'm not the risk-taking type. If I see barnacles on the shell of a bitch, I flush it to the floor. I might feel differently if there were more reviews, but no one said anything.After getting frustrated with the small size of the games section, I realized that the Hentai Games forum is full of exactly what I was looking for - ULMF did toss me some nonsense links in the title, but hopefully that's just the crap they're working on.

Most of ULMF's hentai games have evolved from outdated Flash nonsense. Most are made by RPG makers, but some are written in text adventure, simulation, and a handful of more obscure styles. The list of games on the forum is over 100 pages long, so make sure your synthetic schoolgirl vagina is fully hydrated.

Where's the Beeflap.

Like the links to the games, the links to the media files in the header are a complete mess. A blank page appears. I thought I was blocked because I hadn't logged in, so I went ahead and registered an account. The good news is that my OLMF account instantly became active. However, I couldn't see any media.

Not that there wasn't media - there's plenty of it on the hentai forum, but it takes a little digging to find it. The games were impressive, but that's a little off.

Most of the non-game hentai media discussions are people asking where to find hentai. They are often condensed and stored on sites like Mega.

The media links suggest that this is what they are working on. I was interested in a comic I saw on the wiki about a demon girl, and I just assumed it would appear in the media section. I suppose I could have used the search bar in the corner, but there are other things to look out for.

The pervy game.

The subforum under the "Home" section on the home page is "Forum Games." ULMF is a really active community, so you'll find a lot here. If you like tentacles and sci-fi events, this is the place for you.

The Role Playing Games section has many subforums for people who play a variety of scenarios. There's a mix of science fiction and fantasy, with titles like Abandon All Hoap, Sci-Fi Multiverse and Smokefish games. Overall, it smells like your panties are starting to come off, especially with the unusual Dungeons and Dragons sessions.

There's also an extensive Play By Post section. This is called role-playing and is a slightly different way of playing. As the name implies, by post. There is also a depraved Pathfinder section where you can pull a d20 out of an anal cube, kill or rape orcs, and loot their corpses.

Many of the sessions read like erotic hentai fanfiction. I don't socialize on the site, but I wonder how many people play at home, and I can't even guess how many thousands of pages of dirty stories have been written in this section of ULMF.

One of ULMF.org's greatest strengths is its strong sense of community. Other sites have hentai games, though perhaps not as many. Other sites do a better job of hiding their non-game hentai. What other sites don't have is the ability to enjoy the company of like-minded hentai gamers and their hentai online friends.