VEPorns

Hello, Smap fans. I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that I spent a lot of money in the back room of a local boob bar. The good news is that a tight budget has made some of the free porn tubes out there more accessible. I've recently built up a few collections for VEPorns.com that I want to share with you pervs.

The site, in its current incarnation, attracts over 16 million visits a month, but you may have known VEPorns by one of its earlier names: CEPorn, VE-Porn, and then VEPorn. It has never had a catchy name, and the header still calls it FXPorn. Despite the poor naming, they have kept the site going for a while; VEPorns is now ready to stream about 30,000 sex movies for free.

Very Excellent Porns.

When you launch VEPorns, the first thing you see is, you guessed it, a lot of porn. Hover over the screenshots and they won't move, but they are all crisp, professional shots from major studios; Brazzers, Mofos, BangBros, and RealityKings are just a few of the well-known names on the home page. Although it's free, it doesn't make you an off-brand bitch who uses meth money to move her dick behind a 7-Eleven. This is the good stuff.

The Pornstars page lists about 9,000 porn stars, many of whom are faces and racks you know. You can browse them in order of hottest sluts or alphabetically. There is no easy way to search the listings by attributes such as hair color or boob size. The image menu is appetizing and will be more than enough for most monkey spankers.

The categories page lists studios along with depraved acts such as threesomes and anal. There's also Squirrel, Public, and Hardcore, but fetish freaks will feel left out. There is no fetish niche, no bondage, foot, leather clips, or other fucks.

That said, VE Porns does have content from many sites. Use the search function and you should be able to find some really kinky stuff. Tranny is not a category, but the search bar can find some chicks with dicks for you.

Vague European porn.

I went to the site to find out what VEPorns VE stands for. However, it is most likely not in English.

So I can only assume that the first part of the message means that they are currently having problems with clips disappearing from the site. During my time on VEPorns, I never encountered a dead video page.

Regarding the second part of the VEPorns welcome message, I am not a fan of ads. I usually let my ad blocker do the work. When I first saw the video, I had problems playing it, so I went ahead and registered for a free account.

Registration takes only a few seconds as claimed. You don't even need to verify your email address. Had I known, I would not have submitted the real thing.

One of the membership benefits is obvious on every page of the site. At the very bottom, there is a list of the "Best One Cars". With enough hard work, dedication, and lotion, you too can find your name among heroes like kiselinaxp and gendel11.

Well, damn.

After signing in with my new password, I went back to the main page and tried one of the videos that didn't play, a scene from Brazzers where Britney Amber is struck as a maid, and it looks fucking hot.

There is a larger version of the same picture on the video page where the playable clip is supposed to be, but it's a still image that isn't clickable. Damn, I tried the little white girl riding the BBC in the PureTaboo scene and ran into the same problem.

VEPorns seems to be one of those free sites that doesn't work with ad blockers. I disabled it and was able to access the interracial incest scene right away, but two pop-ups popped up and the video ads ran throughout before actually playing.

This is a deal-breaker for some. But if you're used to fapping for free, you're probably also used to closing spam windows. Just try not to be a fucking idiot and you'll be fine. It's well known that spamming porn sites is dangerous to your computer's health, but you already know that, don't you?

Stalker Teens and Sex Traps.

After two pop-ups and a short video ad for VR fuck dolls, I was able to watch that PureTaboo clip. In it, Abella Danger plays an obsessive teen stalker who lures this BBC pack stud into a sex trap. According to the home page, the site offers full HD porn in 720p and 1080p.

I don't think Abella can lure any cock, but I would have loved to hear her dirty talk. I clicked on the volume icon in the on-screen player, which is muted by default. Then the sound came on, although another pop-up appeared. In addition to the usual features, the VEPorns player has a speed control option. I watched several times as Abella took her semen at quarter speed.

There is a download button, which provides the video in Mpeg. There is no quality option and VEPorns bounces you to another site to do the actual download. That other site immediately told me to turn off my ad blocker, so I left empty handed.

I tried several other videos and had the same experience. Two pop-ups, one video ad, and one pornographic movie with no adjustable quality. The video ads will really confuse you if you are the type to jump from clip to clip as you type your meat. If that's your stroke style, look elsewhere for your fix.

Tags on video pages are pretty skimpy. Most videos are tagged with porn stars and studios, but there is not the extensive list of category tags that other sites have. Blowjob, fist, and ass-to-mouth videos will not have quick links to other clips in these assaults on common decency.

As far as free porn tubes go, VEPorns (often misspelled as "vepron," "vepirn," "vepoen," or "veporm") has a pretty good collection: 30,000 movies strong, from the best smut movies in the best studios today constructed. That alone is worth your time. The main downside to this site is the insane amount of spam that absolutely cannot be hidden if you are using the site. I can manage a quick stop by, but it's too much to make a VEPorns session a habit.