Madam Dolly

I want to buy realistic sex dolls online as cheaply as possible.

There comes a time in a man's life when a sex doll made out of a garbage bag, a bicycle tire, or an old Pringles can is no longer enough. In the old days, you could go to your local sex store and buy an inflatable fat lady or a plastic face with a fuck hole. But why settle for such outdated shit? The original real dolls debuted in the mid-90s. Gone were the days of banging horizontal pillows with beautiful women's faces on them. Now you can get a super-realistic sex doll that looks exactly like your ideal woman.

Of course, if you're going to invest $1,000 or more in a high-end toy for penis insertion, you want to get the best doll at the best price. While there are plenty of bad deals and complete rip-offs in the rich guy masturbation industry, I've handpicked the absolute best sex doll shops around the world and compiled this handy-dandy little list. Of course, we don't do dishes, but we DTF 24/7 and have the cheapest prices you can find for a babe who doesn't give a butt.

What kind of lifelike sex dolls can you buy online?

Oh my god, just look at the menu. You can buy a sexy big-breasted blonde or thick-soled brunette right off the rack, or you can customize your simulated babe from her pretty head to her mouthwatering little toes. You can choose her face, body shape, height, skin color, hair color, pubic hair growth, whether she is bald or not, and even the types of holes she can fuck.

Or maybe you're a freak. The brand covers sexual deviants from BBW sex dolls to petite teens 18 and up. There are male fuck dolls for queers and broads, as well as trannies for those who prefer cocks with cocks. Neckbeards, weeaboos, and Redditors can bring to life elf-eared nymphets and big-eyed cartoon princess sluts, or at least make them realistic-looking silicone or TPE.

Speaking of which, one of the biggest decisions you'll be faced with is whether to go silicone or TPE. tpe is the cheaper option, but it's super realistic and easy to fuck. tpe is softer, so the joints are more flexible and the tits and buttocks shake more realistically. tpe is porous and less durable, so cleaning TPE is porous and less durable, so more care should be taken when cleaning. Silicone dolls are a little stiffer to the touch, but more durable and often more sophisticated. You can bathe your silicone girlfriend without melting her, and some companies offer heating systems for more realistic lays.

How does sex with a silicone, robot, or TPE sex doll feel compared to a real woman?

Definitely better than the real thing. Their pussies, mouths, and butt holes are modeled after real human female anatomy, but are specifically designed to maximize masturbation stimulation. If you've ever fucked with a pocket pussy, you already know that you can get the suction effect by sticking your dick in the love hole. I've had some pretty mediocre blowjobs with Tinder, but sex dolls don't need to breathe, so there's no need to loosen the vacuum.

How do you clean a sex doll?

That's a really good question, and a really fucking important one. Especially if you have a crusty, smelly, rotting cartoon wifey pillow. The sex dolls we'll discuss below are a big investment, plus you want to keep them gorgeous and fuckable. You'll usually get a small cleaning kit and some instructions, but I imagine you'll want to know what you're getting before you pull the trigger.

One of the most useful tools is a vaginal cleaner, also known as a turkey baster, douche, or enema. In a pinch, a splash of water can be used. After filling the doll with cum, you can immediately rinse the doll's there, poop, and mouth with water. Rinse with cold water and then rinse with warm water and soap. A removable shower head with multiple water flow settings works equally well.

A couch on a stick is another useful tool for dole-fuckers. After you have taken the artificial woman living in your closet out of her vagina, gently stuff it into her buttocks or other orifices. Make sure you buy something soft so you don't damage the doll.

How long does a sex doll last?

Depends on how often you have sex and how well you take care of her. I once saw a documentary about men in long-term "committed" relationships with realistic sex dolls. The companies that make these things say they usually last from 2 to 10 years, depending on the wear and tear. As mentioned above, thanks to the durability of the material, a silicone girl is probably going to last longer than a TPE babe.

If a love doll is damaged, can it be repaired?

In most cases yes, but it depends on what kind of damage was done. Depending on how these dolls are made, it may only be necessary to replace parts. For example, the face of a real doll can be replaced in seconds. Repair kits for other problems are available at low prices, and some companies will send them to you for free for minor repairs. If you have really messed it up, burned it, or smashed it to pieces, you are probably out of luck, but more elaborate repairs are possible if you are willing to send it in.

What is the process for shipping?

Same as anything else you order online: DHL, UPS, and FedEx are common options, and your sex toy will come in a large, unobtrusive, human-sized box. If you think that's more discreet, you can have them dropped off at your local shipping facility. Custom dolls may take several weeks to ship, but ready-made dolls ship immediately.

You may have noticed a few Chinese companies on this list because it is often cheaper to get them from the place of origin. I made sure to choose sites with cost-effective shipping options, so some of these guys offer free international shipping and even cover duties and taxes.

Can you give me a discount?

Oh, I wish these realistic sex dolls were cheaper. I'm always trying to reach out and scrape up the best deals for ThePornDude readers. These sex doll stores don't always want to work with me and cut you a break, but whenever possible, I roll the coupons right into the links you'll find below. Make sure you start here when you buy your new TPE Girlfriend.

Can I get a refund if I am not satisfied with my purchase?

These are expensive products, so we understand your concern. At the same time, these are designed for lubrication and fucking, so you can't put the silicone sally back on the shelf after you've spent even just one intimate night with her. Nevertheless, there is a difference in guaranteed satisfaction, so you'll want to look over the fine print before clicking the final "order" button. Most importantly, inspect the hell out of that fake porn star as soon as you get her and before you get naughty.

MGTOW for life, I can't wait to buy the sexbot that will fulfill all my fantasies.

Until I think about how much it costs to have a girlfriend or wife, a grand or two for something to cum inside seems like a great investment. Not only are these sex dolls super realistic and sexier than any of the local fat guys who have been dying to fuck you, but they also don't complain when they get cummed on for dinner instead of going out to a nice restaurant. Damn, the more I think about it, the more this sexbot is a fucking bargain.

Some of you are probably still just window shopping, but you should bookmark this page anyway. I'll keep updating this page as soon as I find a beautiful silicone slut or TPE sexy woman, a worthy sex doll shop with good prices and easy shipping. Whether you come back tomorrow or a year from now, you will always find the best high-end sex doll options here.