Movie Porn

MoviePorn. We all know what it's like to lust after a fictional character. If you see her in a movie or TV show, you can't stop thinking about her. Night after night, night after night, we dream of fucking her. Maybe it's Laura Croft in "Tomb Raider". That vivacious body, those beautiful, perfect, large, but still pointed breasts. It could be Harley Quinn, who became every man's lowly psycho concubine fantasy after the release of "Suicide Squad". No inhibitions, no gag reflex, just tongue and throat fucking like crazy all night long (so the Joker doesn't find out...). (We both know you are not Batman).

Or maybe your fantasy is more fantastic: maybe you've been yearning to fuck a Na'vi mare since you saw James Cameron's "Avatar" in 2009. Just plug your penis into the tool used to commune with the Na'vi trees. Pandora's blue glowing ladies are pretty hot, let's be honest. There is no shame in that game.

Since childhood, my movie character fantasy has been Jasmine, the beautiful sultan's daughter in Aladdin. In fact, it was Jasmine who gave me my first boner (or at least the first boner I can remember). I was five years old and it was my first trip to Disney World. My parents took me to a breakfast with the characters party. Actors and actresses would come and make the rounds while we ate our damn expensive pancakes and eggs.

Once I was done with my breakfast, I got to talk to and take pictures with my favorite characters. Needless to say, I chose Jasmine without hesitation. She looked sexy in that blue two-piece lingerie. Aladdin was there too, but alas, he looked like a giant hunk of dick.

Anyway, when it came time to take the picture, Jasmine stood to my right. She leaned over and approached me, put her hands on my shoulders, and it seemed like she was about to put her tongue in my ear right then and there. It didn't matter if it was Disney or my family, Jasmine and I were going to make love in front of everyone.

The next thing I knew, I had the most delightful sensation in my pants. It was warm, strange, and exhilarating all at once. In short, it was the most wonderful thing I had ever felt. My cheeks turned red with confusion. I took a picture and that was it. The next thing I knew, Jasmine said, "It was so nice to meet you," and went off to the next little boy in line. What a slutty little girl.

My point is that spoof porn is a necessary and wonderful gift to the world. That is, if it is done well. There are plenty of studios that make spoof porn of our favorite movies, but not as many that do justice to the films (and more importantly, the characters) that deserve our respect.

Quality over quantity

Which brings us to the site movieporn.com. What a delightfully simple name for a site that offers movie-based pornography. I'm sure I'll never forget it. What was the name of that site again? It was a site that offered pornography based on movies. Yes, that's right, "movie porn". Simple, right?

While we don't have a spoof of "Aladdin" (which I'm hoping they'll make after Disney releases live-action versions of the classic 90s cartoons), we do have all the popular movie fantasies I mentioned earlier. In classic porn fashion, these films also come with hilarious spoof titles: "Suicide Squirt," "Porndora," and "Cock Raider. Then there's The Matrix, Cat Whore (Catwoman), The Mummy Princess: Ancient Slut Returns, Fuck City (Sin City), and the truly uncanny looking It (its less creative (its not-so-creative title: It is Here), and my personal favorite, Edward Cumminghands.

Pretty cool, right? The only downside to Movie Porn is that the titles I just listed are all currently available on the site. And I don't know about you, but if I'm going to pay for a porn site, one of the things I usually look for is a huge selection of content; I don't want to pay money every month for a site where I can end up watching all the movies in one day. And sadly, Movie Porn seems to be the case.

However, a look at the quality of the videos available on Movie Porn quickly reveals why there are so few titles to choose from. These are not run-of-the-mill porn spoofs. They are all very well done, with top-quality HD content (up to 2160p), great casting (some of the hottest women in the industry, all of whom actually look a lot like the characters they portray), and excellent cinematography. In other words, the budget for one Movie Porn video is probably equivalent to more than 10 regular studio scenes.

Another thing I like about Movie Porn spoof films is that they don't spend a lot of time on exposition. I guess the producers know that we are all familiar with the plots of these films and don't feel the need to rehash them for the sake of porn. A wise decision if you ask me. Many spoof movie porn sites seem to spend far too much time setting the context before we see the sexy heroine get fucked to absurdity. Movie Porn, however, gets right down to business.

And every scene in Movie Porn is shot in a tasteful POV gonzo style (surprisingly rare in movie spoof porn) so that you can more fully immerse yourself in the fantasy of actually fucking Laura Croft or Harley Quinn. And this is what porn spoofs are all about. And in a way, that is what all pornography is about.

As a result, the videos tend to be shorter in length (about 10-15 minutes each), but I accept that. If you think about it, many of the spoof porn out there may be twice as long, but half of that time is spent setting the context. But half of it is spent setting the context. The actual film doesn't need that kind of work. So why is it necessary for a pornographic version? Because all we want to see is our favorite characters ramming their dicks and deep-throating.

Regardless, great porn!

So if you're the type of person who values quality over quantity and loves porn parodies featuring the sexiest chicks, Movie Porn is definitely worth checking out. Even if you don't necessarily like porn parodies, the pornographic quality of these videos will not disappoint even the shrewdest of porn lovers. Perhaps you are not a fan of pornography... If you've ever wanted to cosplay, Movie Porn might be the place to get a little help with that desire.

You may feel a little underwhelmed by the length of the videos and the small library to choose from at Movie Porn, but I think the quality of the porn will take care of that concern. At least for me. I wouldn't mind a slight decrease in quality for a slight increase in quantity. Yeah, maybe. But that's my case. If you are comfortable with watching the same quality content over and over again, have a few fantasy characters who can't control their desires, and can afford it, then movie porn should probably be exactly what you are looking for.

What's more, the site is not trying to sell anything other than porn (surprisingly many premium pay sites are full of ads), the site is very well designed and easy to use, everything is properly tagged, indexed, and organized, and it's a great porn parody site you'll get (and, ultimately, a lot of cum too, since many of the scenes are so hot).

In fact, to call what Movie Porn offers "porn parody" or "porn spoof" seems like a gross understatement. What they are actually creating is a Hollywood-level pornographic adaptation. So grab your popcorn, sit back, unpack, and enjoy.